Brendan Pulsford
@brendanpulsford.bsky.social
Leftist. He/him.
Arsenal, my dog, and other meaningless musings can be found below.
Washington, D.C.
Arsenal, my dog, and other meaningless musings can be found below.
Washington, D.C.
Reposted by Brendan Pulsford
The notion abusers need to resort to conspiracies and subterfuge is more comforting than the truth that many people will readily look the other way when confronted with sexual violence if doing otherwise would even slightly inconvenience them
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The notion abusers need to resort to conspiracies and subterfuge is more comforting than the truth that many people will readily look the other way when confronted with sexual violence if doing otherwise would even slightly inconvenience them
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Filed for future use.
November 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Filed for future use.
Arsenal taking the lead right after Louisville equalizes against the Spirit:
a man in a white shirt is sitting on the floor and says not like this .
Alt: A gif from the matrix of someone saying "not like this" and shaking their head while looking distraught
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Arsenal taking the lead right after Louisville equalizes against the Spirit:
Stanisic putting his head in his hands because he thought he fucked up the pass, followed by putting his head in his hands because he can't believe what he's just seen is *chef's kiss*
November 8, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Stanisic putting his head in his hands because he thought he fucked up the pass, followed by putting his head in his hands because he can't believe what he's just seen is *chef's kiss*
Apropos of absolutely nothing: Glen Powell is not very charismatic and I find him to be an extremely boring lead actor
November 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Apropos of absolutely nothing: Glen Powell is not very charismatic and I find him to be an extremely boring lead actor
Nick Woltemade looks like a stretched out version of Anthony Gordon
November 2, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Nick Woltemade looks like a stretched out version of Anthony Gordon
Check swing calls being completely vibes based is very funny
November 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Check swing calls being completely vibes based is very funny
Arsenal are so good at set pieces they're now scoring from opponent's long throws
November 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Arsenal are so good at set pieces they're now scoring from opponent's long throws
Worst part about living in DC is the unannounced flyovers that make you wonder if there was a huge explosion somewhere
October 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Worst part about living in DC is the unannounced flyovers that make you wonder if there was a huge explosion somewhere
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Arsenal are set piece FC (complimentary)
Spurs are set piece FC (derogatory)
Spurs are set piece FC (derogatory)
September 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Arsenal are set piece FC (complimentary)
Spurs are set piece FC (derogatory)
Spurs are set piece FC (derogatory)
Palace led the league in xG, shots, and big chances coming in to today.
Arsenal limited them to seven shots for a combined .47 xG today.
This defense is unreal.
Arsenal limited them to seven shots for a combined .47 xG today.
This defense is unreal.
October 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Palace led the league in xG, shots, and big chances coming in to today.
Arsenal limited them to seven shots for a combined .47 xG today.
This defense is unreal.
Arsenal limited them to seven shots for a combined .47 xG today.
This defense is unreal.
Not sure about taking using the double yellow lines on roads as inspiration for your kits like City seem to have done
What a week it's been for Matty Cash.
The Poland international signed a new contract after what had to be the pass of the season against Tottenham Hotspur last Sunday and now he has put Aston Villa ahead against Manchester City.
The Poland international signed a new contract after what had to be the pass of the season against Tottenham Hotspur last Sunday and now he has put Aston Villa ahead against Manchester City.
October 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Not sure about taking using the double yellow lines on roads as inspiration for your kits like City seem to have done
Overall I think Gyokeres has played pretty decently this season but I can't help imagining what Mateta looks like in this team as I watch him wrestle with Saliba and Gabriel.
October 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Overall I think Gyokeres has played pretty decently this season but I can't help imagining what Mateta looks like in this team as I watch him wrestle with Saliba and Gabriel.
The way they freeze frame a slight touch on the ball that happens after he hits Saka's knee is a guarantee they're overturning it
October 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
The way they freeze frame a slight touch on the ball that happens after he hits Saka's knee is a guarantee they're overturning it
Is this the first ever underperforming xG + hat trick combination
Jean-Philippe Mateta just had 11 shots worth 3.48 xG today. I have data going back to 2020-21 Premier League and no one else has got to three xG in that time. (Jackson vs. Spurs nearest).
The only team with more xG in a game than Mateta this season is Man Utd vs. Burnley.
The only team with more xG in a game than Mateta this season is Man Utd vs. Burnley.
October 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Is this the first ever underperforming xG + hat trick combination
What an incredible double whammy
October 16, 2025 at 11:32 AM
What an incredible double whammy
Throwing home has got to be one of the worst decisions of the season
Absolutely brutal way for the Phillies to lose, Dodgers win the series
October 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Throwing home has got to be one of the worst decisions of the season
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ABSOLUTE CINEMA.
A moment for THAT Rosemonde Kouassi game-winner 🎥
A moment for THAT Rosemonde Kouassi game-winner 🎥
October 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
ABSOLUTE CINEMA.
A moment for THAT Rosemonde Kouassi game-winner 🎥
A moment for THAT Rosemonde Kouassi game-winner 🎥
Szoboszlai getting a yellow effectively because he kicked the ball too hard is very unlucky but also very funny
October 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Szoboszlai getting a yellow effectively because he kicked the ball too hard is very unlucky but also very funny
Fernandes doesn't look at the ball once when going in on Saka there
October 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Fernandes doesn't look at the ball once when going in on Saka there
"clear and obvious" mistakes my ass
September 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
"clear and obvious" mistakes my ass
Watching Match of the Day and there were literally 7 Brentford players charging into the box before Sesko and Mbuemo half-heartedly jog in.
Not often I think a team's main issue is effort but this is Sunday league stuff
Not often I think a team's main issue is effort but this is Sunday league stuff
September 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Watching Match of the Day and there were literally 7 Brentford players charging into the box before Sesko and Mbuemo half-heartedly jog in.
Not often I think a team's main issue is effort but this is Sunday league stuff
Not often I think a team's main issue is effort but this is Sunday league stuff
Martinelli hearing Arsenal fans say he's done every time he doesn't start for 3 games
a man says it became personal with me in a close up
Alt: A gif of Michael Jordan saying "it became personal with me" in The Last Dance
media.tenor.com
September 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Martinelli hearing Arsenal fans say he's done every time he doesn't start for 3 games
it's unfair that Liverpool have plot armor
September 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
it's unfair that Liverpool have plot armor