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Brendel
@brendelbored.bsky.social
Host of all podcasts. Independent Muckraker. Hollywood’s Ultimate Insider.
The post is probably a joke.
a man in a brown leather jacket is looking at something
Alt: Denzel is relieved
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December 18, 2025 at 4:38 AM
His grim jesters costume
December 18, 2025 at 4:29 AM
He looks like Guillermo del Toro made him
December 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Come on now assuming I don’t already know all the names from Demolition Man
December 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Literally all that is left is Ryan Seacrest and Jimmy Fallon and I don’t know if they actually have emotions I don’t know if they’re real human beings
December 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Her made up college is also not popular or good at being a college and that does not matter because it is not counter to the goals of the people giving her money
December 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
The answer is “aggressive bidet”
December 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The list shall be proven right once again
The following is a list of people that I feel are “Getting away with it”. There is no further explanation I will provide:

Rob Riggle
Gwen Stefani
Nick Kroll
Drake
Eli Manning
Nikki Haley
Ryan Reynolds
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Like whatever dude back to playing videogames
December 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
This is true but we also all love Joe
December 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
He once drank another man’s blood in a match and is still has more sound judgment than 95% of people in government right now
December 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Imagine Santa sliding down there and he’s like whoa! Oh yeah!
December 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
A tasteful unadorned, or nude, treat
December 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Perhaps a photograph of the first cracker they ever made. Or some other very notable cracker.
December 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM