me: do you ever think our kid sounds british sometimes?
partner: IT'S WORKING 🤭
partner: IT'S WORKING 🤭
March 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
me: do you ever think our kid sounds british sometimes?
partner: IT'S WORKING 🤭
partner: IT'S WORKING 🤭
i've been almost completely offline for like a year now what'd i miss?
January 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
i've been almost completely offline for like a year now what'd i miss?
dashing doors like 14 hours a day but it's pretty sometimes
January 16, 2024 at 1:37 PM
dashing doors like 14 hours a day but it's pretty sometimes
we're so back (i still cannot drive more than 10 miles or lift more than 20 pounds)
October 17, 2023 at 10:18 PM
we're so back (i still cannot drive more than 10 miles or lift more than 20 pounds)
i've found the 24/7 unsolved mysteries with robert stack channel and i think that settles my surgical recovery plans
October 17, 2023 at 7:10 PM
i've found the 24/7 unsolved mysteries with robert stack channel and i think that settles my surgical recovery plans
listen as much of a courage fangirl as i am, i don't think rodman deserved that red card
October 15, 2023 at 9:37 PM
listen as much of a courage fangirl as i am, i don't think rodman deserved that red card
the dollar general espresso tastes like dirt but hits like cuban coffee 😳
October 15, 2023 at 8:58 PM
the dollar general espresso tastes like dirt but hits like cuban coffee 😳
drove my car to the gas station and back this morning, i'm one step closer to being able to work again and i'm only 17 days post cholecystectomy
a bit concerning that i still barely have feeling in my left leg though 🥴
a bit concerning that i still barely have feeling in my left leg though 🥴
October 14, 2023 at 3:45 AM
drove my car to the gas station and back this morning, i'm one step closer to being able to work again and i'm only 17 days post cholecystectomy
a bit concerning that i still barely have feeling in my left leg though 🥴
a bit concerning that i still barely have feeling in my left leg though 🥴
i can't be the only one whose favorite placebo album is meds right?
October 14, 2023 at 3:27 AM
i can't be the only one whose favorite placebo album is meds right?
clocked! at the city utilities office
August 3, 2023 at 8:51 PM
clocked! at the city utilities office
so those web3 ai dorks hit follow on every account they see, huh?
July 13, 2023 at 5:09 PM
so those web3 ai dorks hit follow on every account they see, huh?
i always share fries with my friends
July 12, 2023 at 7:13 PM
i always share fries with my friends
i never sound the same way twice, i'm like that shape-shifting suit in a scanner darkly (consuming dissociatives)
July 12, 2023 at 5:28 PM
i never sound the same way twice, i'm like that shape-shifting suit in a scanner darkly (consuming dissociatives)
therapy has helped me heal but not as much as it made me worse at posting so who's to say if it's worth it
July 12, 2023 at 4:46 AM
therapy has helped me heal but not as much as it made me worse at posting so who's to say if it's worth it
selling my camper and when the buyer lifted up the mattress he found my missing vibrator. mortified
July 11, 2023 at 8:07 PM
selling my camper and when the buyer lifted up the mattress he found my missing vibrator. mortified
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. not a selfie
July 11, 2023 at 1:39 PM
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. not a selfie
entering my witch era
July 11, 2023 at 4:18 AM
entering my witch era
i love making friends on my night walks
July 11, 2023 at 2:00 AM
i love making friends on my night walks
skeets: millennial nostalgia, stale
bleets: musings of a fluffy farm animal, whimsical
bleets: musings of a fluffy farm animal, whimsical
July 11, 2023 at 12:44 AM
skeets: millennial nostalgia, stale
bleets: musings of a fluffy farm animal, whimsical
bleets: musings of a fluffy farm animal, whimsical
reskeet with a picture and your age
36
36
July 11, 2023 at 12:32 AM
reskeet with a picture and your age
36
36
yeah it's months away and may not happen but i am not emotionally prepared for a courage/thorns final
July 10, 2023 at 9:10 PM
yeah it's months away and may not happen but i am not emotionally prepared for a courage/thorns final
in bed watching adventure time because my tummy hurts a little too much
July 10, 2023 at 8:17 PM
in bed watching adventure time because my tummy hurts a little too much