And the last minute shoppers, the grannies sneaking out by themselves in a car they've driven once this year

Top work!

So, today has been bad. But you won't get me out on the roads tomorrow

Worst day on the road of the year - last Saturday before Christmas

See also District and County cllrs

I mean, it's right up Gilead's street

Same

Yes

Awww 😢

Sure, of course

I am a former veteran. I detest Tommy Ten Names and all he stands for. Despite my years, I would gladly put on combats again and fight for my country against the Russ

Stick with knobhead, it's easier that way

I'm playing with Qobuz as a Spotify alternative

I have business email addresses which are classified under the Official Secrets Act. Not that I want to go to Gilead anyway

People in this country are idiots. Some of those idiots drive. Some of those idiots that drive, dive like idiots who don't know how to drive. I am, of course, perfect and never bend (or break) any driving rules. But if I did I would own up to it and nit hide behind weasel words

No?