Blacque Jacque Shellacque
@brentseehafer.com
Despite my best efforts, that's not my cat.
Behave yourselves.
Behave yourselves.
I'm sorry but turning Animal Farm into a cutesy, singy, Sing-type cartoon is a total betrayal.
December 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I'm sorry but turning Animal Farm into a cutesy, singy, Sing-type cartoon is a total betrayal.
Connections can officially eat my cheeks.
December 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Connections can officially eat my cheeks.
Every list on Chicago pizza is either:
1. Pequod's is the best I will accept nothing else, end of story.
2. A list that leaves Pequod's off and the comments are nothing but people complaining that it was left off.
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Pequod's is hot garbage, I've no clue why people act like they invented pizza.
1. Pequod's is the best I will accept nothing else, end of story.
2. A list that leaves Pequod's off and the comments are nothing but people complaining that it was left off.
...
Pequod's is hot garbage, I've no clue why people act like they invented pizza.
December 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Every list on Chicago pizza is either:
1. Pequod's is the best I will accept nothing else, end of story.
2. A list that leaves Pequod's off and the comments are nothing but people complaining that it was left off.
...
Pequod's is hot garbage, I've no clue why people act like they invented pizza.
1. Pequod's is the best I will accept nothing else, end of story.
2. A list that leaves Pequod's off and the comments are nothing but people complaining that it was left off.
...
Pequod's is hot garbage, I've no clue why people act like they invented pizza.
Replay surprises: Blame Brett was not my top song, Rainbow Kitten Surprise wasn't higher on the list, I didn't think I listened to St. Vincent that much, something happened in March that my top album was by Miles Davis.
Everything else is the same: Underworld, New Order, Depeche Mode, NoW, Moby.
Everything else is the same: Underworld, New Order, Depeche Mode, NoW, Moby.
December 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Replay surprises: Blame Brett was not my top song, Rainbow Kitten Surprise wasn't higher on the list, I didn't think I listened to St. Vincent that much, something happened in March that my top album was by Miles Davis.
Everything else is the same: Underworld, New Order, Depeche Mode, NoW, Moby.
Everything else is the same: Underworld, New Order, Depeche Mode, NoW, Moby.
Tip: Don't cut the tip of your thumb slicing an apple when the weather is cold and you wear a flannel and you have to button the cuff cause you're cold and the button doesn't cooperate and you can't find a way to button it without it hitting the cut and and and ow.
December 1, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Tip: Don't cut the tip of your thumb slicing an apple when the weather is cold and you wear a flannel and you have to button the cuff cause you're cold and the button doesn't cooperate and you can't find a way to button it without it hitting the cut and and and ow.
Flabbity bloob
Gribble de bee
BUSINESS!
Gribble de bee
BUSINESS!
December 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Flabbity bloob
Gribble de bee
BUSINESS!
Gribble de bee
BUSINESS!
Suddenly getting a ton of ads for compact allen keys / screwdrivers which, apparently turn your hand into an infinitely rotating power drill when you use them. Y'all need an editor.
December 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Suddenly getting a ton of ads for compact allen keys / screwdrivers which, apparently turn your hand into an infinitely rotating power drill when you use them. Y'all need an editor.
I have one of those weird attic fans that's supposed to vent warm air to the outside when it gets above a certain temperature. It's never worked properly and is on right now when it is 29°f outside. It's also noisy as hell.
November 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I have one of those weird attic fans that's supposed to vent warm air to the outside when it gets above a certain temperature. It's never worked properly and is on right now when it is 29°f outside. It's also noisy as hell.
One thing my deck has always been good at is recording the amount of snowfall since we sit lower than our neighbors and it doesn't blow off.
November 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
One thing my deck has always been good at is recording the amount of snowfall since we sit lower than our neighbors and it doesn't blow off.
It appears every ailment ever suffered by mankind can be cured by drinking mushroom coffee for two weeks.
November 30, 2025 at 12:20 PM
It appears every ailment ever suffered by mankind can be cured by drinking mushroom coffee for two weeks.
Life is too short for ugly shoes.
November 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Life is too short for ugly shoes.
The romanticizing of cassettes needs to stop, we don't need them back. They are easily the worst medium for music.
November 25, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The romanticizing of cassettes needs to stop, we don't need them back. They are easily the worst medium for music.
If there's a universal truth about boomers, it's that they think all grocery stores are trying to overcharge them.
November 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
If there's a universal truth about boomers, it's that they think all grocery stores are trying to overcharge them.
Sometimes you need to get drunk and play scary video games in the basement with the lights off.
November 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Sometimes you need to get drunk and play scary video games in the basement with the lights off.
Don't click on the Under Armour hat on tik tok. Don't do it.
October 30, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Don't click on the Under Armour hat on tik tok. Don't do it.
My superpower is waking up five minutes before my alarm goes off.
October 30, 2025 at 10:25 AM
My superpower is waking up five minutes before my alarm goes off.
Can't get anything done for 4 hours cause people keep buggin'
Finally some time to work
*Azure outage*
FML
Finally some time to work
*Azure outage*
FML
October 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Can't get anything done for 4 hours cause people keep buggin'
Finally some time to work
*Azure outage*
FML
Finally some time to work
*Azure outage*
FML
The education on health issues I'm getting from having my parents age and then all my friend's parents age and go through one thing or another, across the whole spectrum, isn't something I had on my fifth decade bingo card but hooboy, there's a lot and it's scary.
October 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The education on health issues I'm getting from having my parents age and then all my friend's parents age and go through one thing or another, across the whole spectrum, isn't something I had on my fifth decade bingo card but hooboy, there's a lot and it's scary.
Free business idea: A Jamaican/Hawaiian/Japanese themed restaurant but ... hear me out ... you only get the name.
Poké Mon.
Poké Mon.
October 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Free business idea: A Jamaican/Hawaiian/Japanese themed restaurant but ... hear me out ... you only get the name.
Poké Mon.
Poké Mon.
If everything is an emergency, nothing an emergency.
October 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
If everything is an emergency, nothing an emergency.
Why I stopped buying vinyl years ago and started buying CDs again, a story in one picture.
October 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Why I stopped buying vinyl years ago and started buying CDs again, a story in one picture.
Well ok then. I guess?
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October 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Well ok then. I guess?
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My wife is a stalker.
October 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
My wife is a stalker.
If we ever get new Ned's Atomic Dustbin material my little 90s teen heart will explode.
October 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
If we ever get new Ned's Atomic Dustbin material my little 90s teen heart will explode.
If you need me, I'll be over here listening to the new Sugar single. Loudly.
October 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
If you need me, I'll be over here listening to the new Sugar single. Loudly.