Bret Michael
@bretmichael.bsky.social
Animal-lover, baker, foodie, reader, aspiring writer, meme poster, archivist, numismatics, silver, gold, gemstones, embroidery, hot tea, horror and fantasy junkie. 🏳️🌈🎃🐉🍹🥧🍱🍤🍪📖📚☕️🖊️🐢🐕🦜👬🏻
No offense taken, happy I can add some amusement to your evening🤣
January 15, 2026 at 2:23 AM
No offense taken, happy I can add some amusement to your evening🤣
Sadly I knew that. It should have been my first clue🤦🏻♂️
January 15, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Sadly I knew that. It should have been my first clue🤦🏻♂️
We had electronic babies that would randomly cry and you’d have to hold it while turning a key in its back for an undefined amount of time until it stopped.
January 15, 2026 at 2:01 AM
We had electronic babies that would randomly cry and you’d have to hold it while turning a key in its back for an undefined amount of time until it stopped.
Here I thought I was going to read some vintage smut. I was poorly prepared. It’s more — horror?
January 15, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Here I thought I was going to read some vintage smut. I was poorly prepared. It’s more — horror?
That’s the imaginary family he talks to, right?
January 13, 2026 at 3:38 PM
That’s the imaginary family he talks to, right?
Made it a few weeks ago - EXCEPTIONAL🥰
January 9, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Made it a few weeks ago - EXCEPTIONAL🥰