Brett Taylor
@brett-taylor.bsky.social
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I write sometimes. Other times I breathe and eat and sleep and such.
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There have certainly been times over the last couple years where I would not have expected to ever be saying this, but it's absolutely true right now:

Thank God Jameson Taillon is starting today.
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I actually don't hate this response. At least it is in the spirit of the thing.
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Should I just screenshot my replies and quotes here and on X? Is there room for 500 uploads?
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I'm gonna let you think about whether that's a notable bar at this moment.
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Brewers: whoop the Cubs again.

Brewers fans:
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Someone should've warned me 20 years ago when I started.
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You'd think that having the best record in baseball, plus beating the brakes off your rival in the playoffs, would make Brewers fans immune to jokes. Laid back, even. But they are as whiny and humorless as ever.
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It's wild when people think it's an insult to post the picture ... that the person literally chose to post as a representation of themselves. Yeah, that's me. I look like me.
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I'm on like six different group text threads where the last text is some variation of "I hate the Brewers so fucking much."
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that wasn't even a big moment, you gigantic dork
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when the Cubs take an early lead and I think this time they'll hold it
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ok its time go cubs i guess
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The 0-3 thing is an absolute non-factor. Meaningless sample.
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The real lesson here: it would be nice if anyone besides Michael Busch was hitting well right now.
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Justin Turner is given one (1) at bat against a lefty.

Cubs fans:
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My fellow Cubs fans, it could be worse:
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"Our fans made our home game feel like a home game" is an incredible flex.
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Yes; but I also try to remember that sometimes a person's disability isn't always super obvious on the surface.
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Something great and useful and important: disability parking. There are a number of activities we simply could not realistically do as a family if there weren't disability parking available. So, whoever came up with that whole deal: thanks.
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Thank you for reminding me of one of the Brewers’ most embarrassing moments of the past couple years.
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In hindsight, shoulda had Boyd pitch righty.
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The Cubs are so confident that they are demanding all their righties pitch left-handed: