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mmmm ... livery goodness
November 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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I couldn't help but read this in the voice of Cletus Spuckler
Simpsons character Cletus Spuckler
August 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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My president
July 4, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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June 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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An army of duck soldiers assembles
June 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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/r/simpsonsshitposting always brings the heat
Ralph Wiggam asks Ms. Hoover: "Is Tony Soprano okay"? and she replies "He w--"
June 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Not at all encouraging message coming from the managing editor of Indian network NDTV
We are dealing with a dirty, soulless terrorist state that thinks nothing of losing its civilians. We are not the same. Expect this to be a very long and very dirty day. Stay safe, keep calm, follow announcements. Rules of engagement have changed last night.
May 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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A flatbed truck carries a cylindrical load that appears to have a face crying "Help! They are kidnapping me". While a Chinook helicopter's open rear door and engines seem to form a face saying "I'll save you!"
May 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Honest-to-God had to havey spouse look at this to make sure I wasn't seeing things
President Donald Trump says he is directing his government to reopen and expand Alcatraz, the notorious former prison on a hard-to-reach California island that has been closed for more than 60 years.
May 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Supply chain disruptions imminent?
28% of the customers in @flexport 's call down yesterday said they're pausing all ocean freight bookings from Asia until there's more clarity on where tariffs will end up.
April 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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To be a parent is to have your life hostage to the fate of your least-happy child
March 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Does anyone think we'd have ever heard from Stacy Abrams ever again if she had that kind of wealth?!
February 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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So, which companies and connected people are going to get rich off this?
We have offered the United States of America the opportunity to outsource part of its prison system. We are willing to take in only convicted criminals (including convicted U.S. citizens) into our mega-prison (CECOT) in exchange for a fee. The fee would be relatively low for the U.S. but significant for us, making our entire prison system sustainable.
February 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Here's the letter I received back from my senator politely telling me to f off after I voiced my opposition to RFK Jr for HHS
Dear Mr. Rickman, Thank you for reaching out to us about President Trump’s cabinet nominations. On November 5th, the American people sent a message to Washington, D.C. by resoundingly electing Donald J. Trump as the 47th president of the United States of America. We have now begun our work in the Senate of confirming President Trump’s nominations. I look forward to hearing from the nominees, asking the tough questions, and thoughtfully evaluating their qualifications and merit for their respective posts. I appreciate you taking the time to contact us regarding this most important Senate responsibility of advice and consent. If my office or I can ever be of assistance with any federal matter, do not hesitate to reach out. If you would like to follow the work we are accomplishing in Washington, D.C., I invite you to sign-up for our weekly newsletter at www.marshall.senate.gov/newsletter-signup. Sincerely, Roger Marshall
January 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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January 13, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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It really was the largest car he could afford
A man is pulling Nelson Muntz out of a manhole
November 26, 2024 at 6:30 PM
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Post a ship that's neither Star Wars nor Star Trek
An eagle spaceship from the classic Space 1999 series
November 24, 2024 at 2:25 AM
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November 23, 2024 at 1:39 AM
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Shamelessly ripped from /r/simpsonsshitposting
Ned Flanders says "If he's with an underage Stella, you got Gaetz there fella". "If he hates everyone brown, you're in Stephen Miller town".
November 14, 2024 at 7:45 PM
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We're months away from this being reality
November 14, 2024 at 3:02 AM
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There will be times when the struggle seems impossible. I know this already. Alone, unsure, dwarfed by the scale of the enemy. Remember this, Freedom is a pure idea. It occurs spontaneously and without instruction. Random acts of insurrection are occurring constantly throughout the galaxy. There are whole armies, battalions that have no idea that they’ve already enlisted in the cause. Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward. And remember this: the Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that. And know this, the day will come when all these skirmishes and battles, these moments of defiance will have flooded the banks of the Empires’s authority and then there will be one too many. One single thing will break the siege. Remember this: Try.
November 7, 2024 at 10:20 PM
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Um, wow
October 29, 2024 at 7:15 PM
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October 29, 2024 at 4:08 AM
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October 27, 2024 at 8:30 PM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,943,569!
September 19, 2024 at 2:13 AM