Christmas Brew™️
@brew.bsky.social
DC sports guy, Hearts fan, toiling away in the public sector. I actually had the second-ever BlueSky account but they won’t tell you that.
Have you seen those slutty blue aprons they wear? How could I have helped myself?
December 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Have you seen those slutty blue aprons they wear? How could I have helped myself?
Wow man, that’s the last fucking time I tell you a secret.
December 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Wow man, that’s the last fucking time I tell you a secret.
Fortunately, for me, I will never have to worry about this*
*marrying
*marrying
December 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Fortunately, for me, I will never have to worry about this*
*marrying
*marrying
that should ALSO be illegal
December 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
that should ALSO be illegal
This should be illegal
December 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
This should be illegal
This is offensive to AI
December 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
This is offensive to AI
Buddy I just want to watch SPFL matches (Hearts) can you point me in THAT direction
November 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Buddy I just want to watch SPFL matches (Hearts) can you point me in THAT direction
Toasty Boyz assemble!
November 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Toasty Boyz assemble!
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Post Malone’s sounds like he plays whatever the cultural algorithm tells him to play
November 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Post Malone’s sounds like he plays whatever the cultural algorithm tells him to play
You hear this question more and more
November 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
You hear this question more and more
Not even a little bit
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Not even a little bit
Wohoo, 200 followers!… wait, do I care?! Oh yes, nope.
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
You had me at “it’s”
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
You had me at “it’s”