Verse 1
( to the tune of do-do-dodo-doody-do-dong)

"Hey! Zach Polanski,please sing us your song"

*yeah, sing us your song, please sing us your song*

"Oh tell them god dammed brigands they they've got it so wrong"

*Got it so wrong, so terribly wrong*

If white or gold = white supremacist or Golden Dawn

Ach, you're too hard left on yourself

Courageous treachery has just entered my lexicon

Drumpf sounds like a beat box noise, and in that instance, can only make him seem way cool

For 'No Americans,' please read instead. 'No Americans outside of ufo truther circles where he may be moderately well known due to being on a podcast about ufos hosted by ufo boys that other ufo boys don't always agree with'

I realise this is a niche observation, but an important one, non the less

Have you ever enjoyed really hot soup?

Grandparents on trampolines = Grampolines

The Just Say No campaign was incredibly successful

Cd/dvd racks were once the mainstay of schoolboy woodwork projects. Heaven only knows what they will be forced to poorly churn out now, something to do with skateboards or drugs no doubt.

On the plus side, most ghosts hate ginger, so ginger bread houses should pave the way for a spook free housing stock.

Although i am only an amateur parapsychologist, i predict the future, haunted houses will consist of ghosts looking in the windows of houses, wishing they could have afforded to live in them when they were alive.

If I was a poltergeist, I would 100% be on twitter

It's such a shame you can't do this anymore. Thank you, so-called do-gooder-brigade, i hope you are proud of yourselves

You don't get Battle Star Galactica type sci-fi you get anyone-can-be-a- baddy type Sci-fi like The Invaders (a Quinn Martin production)

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