brian-harkin.bsky.social
@brian-harkin.bsky.social
Knows quite a profound thing about our friend, the elephant
Verse 1
( to the tune of do-do-dodo-doody-do-dong)

"Hey! Zach Polanski,please sing us your song"

*yeah, sing us your song, please sing us your song*

"Oh tell them god dammed brigands they they've got it so wrong"

*Got it so wrong, so terribly wrong*
January 23, 2026 at 8:04 AM
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January 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
If white or gold = white supremacist or Golden Dawn
January 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Ach, you're too hard left on yourself
January 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Courageous treachery has just entered my lexicon
January 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Drumpf sounds like a beat box noise, and in that instance, can only make him seem way cool
January 20, 2025 at 11:16 AM
For 'No Americans,' please read instead. 'No Americans outside of ufo truther circles where he may be moderately well known due to being on a podcast about ufos hosted by ufo boys that other ufo boys don't always agree with'

I realise this is a niche observation, but an important one, non the less
January 20, 2025 at 11:14 AM
January 13, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Have you ever enjoyed really hot soup?
January 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Grandparents on trampolines = Grampolines
January 13, 2025 at 7:24 AM
The Just Say No campaign was incredibly successful
January 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Cd/dvd racks were once the mainstay of schoolboy woodwork projects. Heaven only knows what they will be forced to poorly churn out now, something to do with skateboards or drugs no doubt.
January 9, 2025 at 12:18 PM
On the plus side, most ghosts hate ginger, so ginger bread houses should pave the way for a spook free housing stock.
January 9, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Although i am only an amateur parapsychologist, i predict the future, haunted houses will consist of ghosts looking in the windows of houses, wishing they could have afforded to live in them when they were alive.
January 9, 2025 at 12:10 PM
If I was a poltergeist, I would 100% be on twitter
January 8, 2025 at 9:22 AM
It's such a shame you can't do this anymore. Thank you, so-called do-gooder-brigade, i hope you are proud of yourselves
January 8, 2025 at 9:07 AM
You don't get Battle Star Galactica type sci-fi you get anyone-can-be-a- baddy type Sci-fi like The Invaders (a Quinn Martin production)

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January 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM