Brian Teague
@brian.teague.bio
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Genetics, synthetic biology, pedagogy, big data. https://teague.bio. Wrote https://cytoflow.github.io. Trans, they/them.
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Watching so many people in high places go through the motions of polling and median-voter whispering can make you feel like you're in Bodysnatchers. It's worth a reminder that the typical experience of tyranny is...basically normal life. Which means we have to will ourselves to fight harder.
The Median Experience Of Tyranny
If the politics of tyranny were self-discrediting, we wouldn't need mantras like "never again."
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Aww yay! Happy anniversary!
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For a few bucks a year, you can get a Thunderbird plug-in that will make it talk to an Outlook server. Totally worth it. Owl-something, it's called.
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So I'm not the only person for whom the swiping experience has gotten REALLY bad, huh?
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(She has good taste, is what I'm saying)
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I know I am in the minority but I LOVE the movie. IT'S SO WEIRD. Everyone complains that there's no plot but you don't go to Swan Lake for the story!
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PS - if you see this and know someone who might be interested, forward it please? I'd also be grateful for re-posts (:
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Y'all, I know that "hey move to Texas!" can be a hard sell. But I feel safe, seen and supported, both personally and professionally, and San Antonio really is a lovely cosmopolitan city. I'm not on either search committee, so I am happy to talk about the department and university.
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The second position is for a neurobiologist working in invertebrate, computational or cellular systems. Teaching and research expectations are the same, but we really need more folks teaching in our Neuroscience major, so that will be a teaching focus.

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Assistant Professor of Biology - Neurobiology
Job Family Group: Faculty Time Type: Full time Department/Office: Biology Exemption Status: Exempt Job Description: The Department of Biology at Trinity University invites applications for a tenure-tr...
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Interested in joining the Biology faculty at selective liberal arts college with a rising national profile? Come be my colleague at Trinity University! We are searching for TWO positions this year! (1/3)
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Y'all, Hades Calculus is SO GOOD. Absolutely a unique world -- I am SO looking forward to the next chapter of Persephone's story.
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Announcement! We're moving the release of Persephone Effect UP to 29 Jan 2026. You have 3 months to prepare for lesbian cannibalism, psychological breakdowns, the MOST mommy issues, and Elysium being crueler than you thought
Itch: mariaying.itch.io/the-persepho...
Amz: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FGXHSNHN
A woman with long white hair covers one eye with her gloved hand; her other eye is glowing and red with a crosshair-shaped pupil; streaks of blood run down her face. She wears a black pilot’s suit with gold accents against a yellow and black background.
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!!!!! I just re-read Hades Calculus and I CAN'T WAIT!
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I can't join y'all tonight but I would like to in the future!
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Cooper is a very good boy and promises he is NOT a freak (until the zoomies start, then all bets are off)
A small brown dog sitting and looking at you expectantly.
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/shouts YOU CAN BE, IF YOU WANT
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UGH TODAY WAS ONE OF THOSE DAYS. Fortunately, I have an iron-clad excuse for leaving early!
A small tan puppy is sleeping on the floor with his head against the base of a lamp. There's no way this position is comfortable but who am I to judge.
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I haven't watched it (because ick why would I) but the screen grab at the top of one of the stories showed our friend pretty clearly on a slide.
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See how offensive she is??? Heads must roll!
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This is particularly difficult because the Gender Unicorn was INSTRUMENTAL in my coming to understand my own experience. And if you haven't met them, here they are in all their glory:

transstudent.org/gender/