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The contemporary Very Online far-right seems to be operating under a kind of inverse hauntology: rather than being paralyzed by the inability to imagine a future, they are mobilized by the hyper-real simulation of a past that never occurred.
December 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
For my musician friends. I am burning both sage AND incense after seeing this.
December 15, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Guest Opinion | Careful reading of Jean Bodin’s 1576 work Six Books of the Republic containing the phrase “The sovereign Prince is accountable only to God” shows that historic precedent agrees with Republican presidents doing whatever they want

by Samuel Alito
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Yup. He’s dying.
Trump: "I don't think there's anything that's gonna get me in heaven. I think I'm not maybe heaven bound. I may be in heaven right now as we fly on Air Force One. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to make heaven."
October 13, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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STEPHANOPOULOS: I didn't insinuate anything. I asked you whether Tom Homan accepted $50k as was heard on an audio tape recorded by the FBI in September 2024. You did not answer the question. Thank you for your time.

VANCE: No, George, I sai--

STEPHANOPOULOS: We'll be right back
October 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Chester never met Louis the Bengal, but they would have been good friends.
October 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
"If you want to see a virgin on screen"

Dude. I am also 63 years old. Are we watching the same movies?
October 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Chester thinks Charlie Kirk was a dick. I asked him whether being a dick was a capital crime worthy of pew pew, he answered, "is walking across the street a capital crime? I've lost friends that way. Guns are part of the environment, just like cars, coyotes, and winter."
September 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Walked by the "WALZ LIES" booth at the MN state fair today. I shouted over "you spelled TRUMP wrong". It took a few seconds for it to register, but by the time they started shouting I was getting a pronto pup.
September 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Minnesota is actually the birthplace of cheerleading. On November 2, 1898, University of Minnesota student Johnny Campbell led cheers—this was the first organized cheerleading event, and it led to the formation of a “yell leader” squad of six male students.
August 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Bill Nye vs RFK Jr. in an Oxford style debate. Proposition: All scientists are wrong.
August 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
August 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
There's this new feature on Threads that allows you to hide text unless the reader chooses to read it. It's scrambled unless you tap. I've seen it on movie/comic spoiler posts.
Just goes to show that some developers produce actual, useful UX when the managers are screaming for AI.
@pfrazee.com
August 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Again, for those in the back
July 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Didja ever notice that nobody uses ringtones on TV anymore? It’s always “buzz buzz buzz”. I wanna hear Chimes.
July 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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“Community groups have long tried to address homelessness in the LA park. Workers with a St. John’s Community Health street medicine clinic that was serving homeless people said agents pointed guns at them & instructed them to stop their work & leave.”
Federal Agents March Through L.A. Park, Spurring Local Outrage
www.nytimes.com
July 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Now that Trump has his own Schutzstaffel, I’m sure the US will become a much safer place.
July 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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/4 You can’t fix the problem of rich powerful sociopaths by very occasionally prosecuting one of them retrospectively for 20 years or sociopathy. You have to have a system equipped to deal with sex crimes contemporaneously.
July 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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NEW: Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s lawyers seek permission to file an amended complaint in his civil case in Maryland.

Among other things, the amended complaint “includes Abrego Garcia's first-hand account of torture and mistreatment at CECOT…”
July 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
June 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Some creative graffiti seen around town.
June 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It’s hot and wet outside, but at least there’s a stiff breeze that throws more hot and wet at you
June 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
There's this scene in Nosferatu where Count Orlock, a repulsive and terrifying undead horror from hell, says menacingly "I AM APPETITE".

Anyway, Chester has been saying the same thing repeatedly for the last two hours.

Luckily, he's not repulsive.
June 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
June 16, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Oh
May 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM