Our lavatory backed up and overflowed on descent "excessively," and the pool of excrement is preventing us from de-planing Delta flight 979 lax to JFK #dl0979 #poop #tilt

I tried to get my cat to opine on the lack of COBBY in today's #nytspellingbee. He preferred instead to demonstrate. #cobbybody #britishshorthair #DontDreamItBeIt