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Brian C. Keegan, Ph.D.
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{Social, Data, Network, Information} Scientist, @cuboulder.info

Visiting Scientist, @harvardpopcenter.bsky.social AY25-26

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Peter Griffin police discrimination meme Light skin: UNITARY EXECUTIVE THEORY Dark skin: MAJOR QUESTIONS DOCTRINE
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Laying the groundwork for bailing out AI bros.
= The WHITE HOUSE Q Sec. 3. Operation of the American Science and Security Platform. (a) The Secretary shall establish and operate the American Science and Security Platform (Platform) to serve as the infrastructure for the Mission with the purpose of providing, in an integrated manner and to the maximum extent practicable and consistent with law: (i) high-performance computing resources, including DOE national laboratory supercomputers and secure cloud-based Al computing environments, capable of supporting large-scale model training, simulation, and inference; (ii) Al modeling and analysis frameworks, including Al agents to explore design spaces, evaluate experimental outcomes, and automate workflows; (ill) computational tools, including Al-enabled predictive models, simulation models, and design optimization tools; (iv) domain-specific foundation models across the range of scientific domains covered;
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Unitary executive theory white skin tones Major questions doctrine darker skin tones
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Me build giant penis to penetrate the atmosphere and seed civilization throughout the universe.
Blue Origin rocket launch looking like a penis
November 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Bret "Mr. Gotcha" Stephens
We should improve society somewhat. Yet you participate in society. Curious! I am very intelligent.
November 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior.bsky.social BlueSky is a bad site used by good people. That describes most social media sites. But BlueSky is egregiously unethical. Any of you can be disappeared for baseless reasons. I've been on social media for 17 years and never been suspended. BlueSky is the first place to do so - over Johnny Cash lyrics. November 14, 2025 at 8:51 AM Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior.bsky.social substack I'm getting back to work. You can stay in touch with me at sarahkendzior.substack.com: my newsletter
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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The former deputy spokesman for George W. Bush defending the former general counsel for Barack Obama for her chummy emails with a pedophile because they both now work at Goldman Sachs should turn anyone into the Joker.

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“See you at 2, I ordered sushi for you,” Epstein wrote Ruemmler in March 2018 as part of an email thread that began with him sending her a Daily Beast article headlined, “How close is Donald Trump to a psychiatric breakdown?” Those emails came about 17 months before Epstein’s arrest on federal child sex trafficking charges. He killed himself weeks after that arrest in a Manhattan jail. Ruemmler is Goldman’s chief legal officer and general counsel. Goldman Sachs spokesman Tony Fratto, in a statement to CNBC, said, “These emails were private correspondence well before Kathy Ruemmler joined Goldman Sachs.” “Kathy is an exceptional general counsel and we benefit from her judgment every day,” Fratto said. Ruemmler did not respond to requests for comment about her emails with Epstein on Thursday. In 2023, Ruemmler told The Wall Street Journal, “I regret ever knowing Jeffrey Epstein.” Ruemmler, who served as Obama’s White House general counsel and as a federal prosecutor, exchanged emails with Epstein while she was a partner with the law firm Latham & Watkins, where she was global chair of the white-collar defense and investigations practice.
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Evergreen:
@agraybee Every lifelong Catholic I've ever met is like "I think we're supposed to give this food to poor people" and every adult convert is like "the Archon of Constantinople's epistle on the Pentacostine rites of the eucharist clearly states women shouldn't have driver's licenses." 2:48 PM · Jun 17, 2022
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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John Roberts looking at who is in the White House.
November 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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With a whopping two candidate-level data points to extrapolate from with initial returns, here's my forecast:

1. Benjamin (18.2%)
2. Wallach (15.8%)
3. Kaplan (14.2%)
4. Speer (14.2%)
5. Robins (13.0%)
6. Folkerts (12.7%)
Boulder city council results at 7:47pm on Nov 4 Boulder city council results at 8:47pm on Nov 4
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Holding down a well-compensated sinecure as a useful cog somewhere else in the massively platformed reactionary policy ecosystem.
Sailer's work has been published in the Wall Street Journal, the Free Press, Tablet Magazine, and more. He has been cited in the New York Times, on CNN, and in the Chronicle of Higher Education. His investigations have led to significant policy changes at universities across the country.
November 2, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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US President Donald Trump speaks with Qatari Emir Sheikh Tamim bin Hamad Al Thani during a meeting on Air Force One at Al Udeid airbase near Doha, Qatar, October 25, 2025 [Evelyn Hockstein/Reuters]
November 2, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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King Henry VIII initiated the separation of the English Church from the Catholic Church by declaring himself, not the Pope, the Supreme Head of the Church of England. Portrait by Hans Holbein the Younger. Thyssen-Bornemisza Museum, Madrid.
October 31, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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She’s really daring Abiy to hold her beer.
Since 2019, Ethiopia has undergone democratic backsliding under Abiy's premiership, "o! 11] marked by severe human rights violations, media censorship, internet shutdown, civil conflicts, systematic persecution and ethnic violence in the Tigray, Amhara and Oromia regions of Ethiopia.(12] [13] [14] Politically motivated purges also became common and many journalists and activists were arrested by police for alleged breach of "constitutional laws" [15] |16] Abiy is also believed to lead and organize Koree Nageenyaa, a secret service that purportedly commits unlawful detentions and extrajudicial killings in the Oromia Region with the aim of suppressing uprisings. !17] [18] [19] One year after Abiy received the prize, he presided over the outbreak of the Tigray War, which saw hundreds of thousands of casualties and led to the displacement of more than 800,000 persons. (2] In response to the outbreak of hostilities, the Norwegian Nobel Committee released a statement in January 2022 which called the humanitarian situation "extremely serious"; said the lack of delivery of humanitarian aid to Tigray was "unacceptable"; and observed that "As Prime Minister and a winner of the Nobel Peace Prize, Abiy Ahmed has a special responsibility to end the conflict and help to create peace." [31 Since Abiy was awarded the prize, his leadership during Tigray War has been characterized by media organizations such as The Guardian, Der Spiegel, NPR, and CNN as genocidal. He has been frequently named as the least deserving winner of the Nobel Prize. 4] [51 [6] [7]
October 31, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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My endorsements for Boulder city council
serious times, Boulder needs serious leaders By now, your doorstep and mailbox are filled with political mailers stamped with logos from all kinds of groups endorsing different city council candidates. But what are these groups? Who runs them? Who funds them? Do they follow Boulder's campaign finance rules? What do they do for Boulder outside of election season? Some groups are transparent. They list their leadership and report their contributions and expenditures as unaffiliated campaign committees. Others struggle to maintain an up-to-date web presence, much less disclose who leads or funds them. This latter group can often be heard demanding more public input in decisions. So, the city hires staff, only to be criticized for running too much engagement. They demand more investments in basic infrastructure. So, the city proposes fees to accelerate maintenance, only to be criticized for taxing its residents too much. They demand improvements in public safety. So, the city spends millions of dollars each year sweeping the unhoused only to be criticized for not destroying marginalized people's property more aggressively. They demand "common sense" transportation policy. So, the city spends a decade developing plans for improving the safety of pedestrians and bicyclists, only to be criticized for slowing down drivers. There is a line in the award-winning HBO series "Succession" that I like to remember (spoiler alert): the patriarch Logan Roy's last words to his dysfunctional adult children are, "You are not serious people." We unfortunately live in extremely serious times, and Boulder needs serious leaders. We need professionals who can call on evidence and relationships to address our interlocking and compounding challenges. Only Nicole Speer, Lauren Folkerts and Matt Benjamin have the experience, temperament and values Boulder needs to meet the existential challenges we will face in the coming years. They deserve your vote. Brian Keegan, Boulder
October 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Boulder voters deserve transparency about who supports our City Council candidates and what those endorsements imply about their priorities. In 2021, Councilmembers Lauren Folkerts and Nicole Speer were endorsed by the Democratic Socialists of America (DSA); Speer again in her 2023 mayoral run. While Speer now distances herself from the DSA, Folkerts continues to accept their endorsement. Despite shifts in messaging, both have consistently supported many DSA-aligned policies. Folkerts and Speer are also endorsed by the Working Families Party (WFP), a national organization promoting anti-cap-italist policies. In 2023, WFP-affiliated groups spent heavily in Boulder elections - including ads labeling mayoral candidate Bob Yates an "insurrec-tionist." That reckless and dishonest smear may well have cost him the election. Such tac- reflects Boulder's priorities rather than outside agendas and tics divert attention from real is- ideologies. sues and undercut civility in lo- - Terri Brncic, Boulder cal politics. The platforms of the DSA and WFP call for defunding police, closing jails, and pursuing aggressively anti-business and anti-Israel measures. Some Boulder residents may support these ideas, but many find them deeply troubling and worry about impacts on public safety, small businesses and community co-hesion. This election gives Boulder a chance to decide: continue down a path shaped by national advocacy groups or shift to a more locally-grounded approach. Candidates like Mark Wallach, Jenny Robins and Rob Kaplan offer pragmatic leadership focused on affordability, safety and transparent governance. Their backing comes from Boulder residents and local businesses - not national machines pushing rhetoric and division. Let's demand leadership that ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ'S PLATFORM • MEDICARE FOR ALL * HOUSING AS A HUMAN RIGHT • A FEDERAL JOBS GUARANTEE CCONTROL ASSAUL 'EAPONS BA • CRIMINAL JUSTICE REFORM, END PRIVATE PRISONS • IMMIGRATION JUSTICE / ABOLISH ICE • SOLDARITY WITH PUERTO RICO • MOBILIZING AGAINST CLIMATE CHANGE • CLEAN CAMPAIGN FINANCE * HIGHER EDUCATION FOR ALL •WOMEN'S RIGHTS •SUPPORT LGQIA+ • SUPPORT SENIORS • CURB WALL STREET GAMBLING: RESTORE GLASS STEAGALL
October 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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mcsweenys doesn’t miss
Death Cab for Cutie Academia isn't nearly as much fun as people think it is, but it's nice being on the other side of the tenure process. You joined a rowing crew but your shoulder is all fucked up so you had to stop, for now anyway. Clearly, your fandom for The Bachelor can no longer be considered to be ironic. As you sit in the Adirondack chair in the backyard, an hour after sunset, you fire up a joint and a dissociative disorder.
October 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Gender affirming care for me, but not for thee. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/22/m...
October 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Surely their commitment to free speech goes both ways.
Branco 9/11 cartoon with jet labeled TRUMP and skyscraper labeled “USA”
October 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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@comraderobot.bsky.social explain yourselves astronomers.

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We downloaded the flat-fielded, dark-subtracted, and image from the MAST archive, and redrizzled the individual exposures to a final pixel scale of 0"07.
October 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Billionaire launches plagiarism detection effort against MIT president and all its faculty Angered by media exposé of his wife's work, Bill Ackman also vows to audit faculty of other elite schools
October 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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How’s that “running every professor’s publications through a plagiarism detector going” project going, Billy?
Billionaire launches plagiarism detection effort against MIT president and all its faculty Angered by media exposé of his wife's work, Bill Ackman also vows to audit faculty of other elite schools 8 JAN 2024
October 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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October 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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SCOTUS be like
Peter Griffin terrorist skin color meme template UNITARY EXECUTIVE THEORY MAJOR QUESTIONS DOCTRINE
October 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Paging @ndrew.bsky.social
Conservative: I have been censored for my conservative views Me: Holy shit! You were censored for wanting lower taxes? Con: LOL no...no not those views Me: So....deregulation? Con: Haha no not those views either Me: Which views, exactly? Con: Oh, you know the ones
October 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM