Brian Cribb
@briancribb.bsky.social
Some dude. In Maine, but originally from SC. Likes Star Trek and other nerd stuff.
Here, I’ll review it for you: FIVE STARS, STRONGLY RECOMMEND!
December 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Here, I’ll review it for you: FIVE STARS, STRONGLY RECOMMEND!
That’s the kind of score you give when the boss is looking over your shoulder.
November 6, 2025 at 3:57 AM
That’s the kind of score you give when the boss is looking over your shoulder.
What kind of food do they have at the dinner?
November 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
What kind of food do they have at the dinner?
How much did you get paid to say that?
October 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
How much did you get paid to say that?
That scarecrow has me a little worried. I’m gonna call Sam and Dean just in case.
October 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
That scarecrow has me a little worried. I’m gonna call Sam and Dean just in case.
That makes sense. You had to end the old universe before you could build the new one.
September 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
That makes sense. You had to end the old universe before you could build the new one.
Robert are you lost in the ocean? Don’t drink the saltwater! I’ll call the Coast Guard and tell them that you’re in the Atlantic. Or the Pacific. It’s one is those, they’ll figure it out.
September 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Robert are you lost in the ocean? Don’t drink the saltwater! I’ll call the Coast Guard and tell them that you’re in the Atlantic. Or the Pacific. It’s one is those, they’ll figure it out.
When we do find alien life, it’s probably just going to be bacteria in our own solar system, and everybody is gonna be so disappointed.
September 19, 2025 at 10:46 AM
When we do find alien life, it’s probably just going to be bacteria in our own solar system, and everybody is gonna be so disappointed.
Yeah, that’s the opposite of “don’t take your phone to a protest”.
September 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Yeah, that’s the opposite of “don’t take your phone to a protest”.
As an American, I would tell the person to alter their plans and go to Canada instead.
August 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
As an American, I would tell the person to alter their plans and go to Canada instead.
If I had any free time I would volunteer. My French used to be good enough to pay for things and catch the right bus, but now I’m rusty as hell.
August 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
If I had any free time I would volunteer. My French used to be good enough to pay for things and catch the right bus, but now I’m rusty as hell.
It’s going to take years to rebuild what they’re tearing down.
August 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
It’s going to take years to rebuild what they’re tearing down.
Thor should have included enough postage to get to his destination.
July 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Thor should have included enough postage to get to his destination.
Hakeem is just mad because Zohram is going to actually DO HIS JOB and that makes other Democrats look bad.
June 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Hakeem is just mad because Zohram is going to actually DO HIS JOB and that makes other Democrats look bad.
That cloud looks like an angry ghost.
June 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
That cloud looks like an angry ghost.
Stop going so easy on Cuomo!
June 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Stop going so easy on Cuomo!
AI models are currently used to replace people’s jobs (badly) and score a quick buck for scammers. It’s hard for me to even imagine how they could be used as legitimate tools.
June 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
AI models are currently used to replace people’s jobs (badly) and score a quick buck for scammers. It’s hard for me to even imagine how they could be used as legitimate tools.
David ruined our only strategy!
a cartoon character says we 've tried nothing and were all out of ideas
ALT: a cartoon character says we 've tried nothing and were all out of ideas
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June 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
David ruined our only strategy!
Democrats only care about messaging and slogans. They’re just going to keep saying TACO a bunch of times and pretend that it helps them.
June 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Democrats only care about messaging and slogans. They’re just going to keep saying TACO a bunch of times and pretend that it helps them.
It’s going to be a few years before AI makes enough blatantly obvious messes that rich people have to admit that problems aren’t being solved. We’re in for a rough ride.
May 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
It’s going to be a few years before AI makes enough blatantly obvious messes that rich people have to admit that problems aren’t being solved. We’re in for a rough ride.
The correct pronunciation of GIF.
May 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The correct pronunciation of GIF.
Years ago, yes. But now it’s just Facebook for corporate executives. Most real jobs are on Indeed.
May 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Years ago, yes. But now it’s just Facebook for corporate executives. Most real jobs are on Indeed.