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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 2h

"What was the #hallsnark all about for you tonight?" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "What was the ballpark all about for you tonight?"

Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 2h

One for each day our weekends should be, yes!

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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 3h

SING THE SONG

Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 3h

I don't think Ian Happ is a bad player, but he IS one of the last guys from my lifetime watching the Cubs that I would want batting in that spot. He's just one of those guys that puts up 94 percent of his numbers when games are out of hand one way or the other.

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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 3h

Now I know that inflation is out of control, I'm seeing the number "4" next to the Cubs logo during a playoff game.

Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 10h

BIG CEMENTING

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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 1d

This is somehow what would happen if I were to ever win anything LOL.

Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 1d

Me, thinking about paying that much in a month for rent:

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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 1d

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbTz...

Random Number Generator

YouTube video by Kadzork

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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 1d

If NFL Films could make yearly highlight videos for pro teams that went 1-15 or 2-14, Hulu can make a documentary for a college football team that'll finish 2-10.

Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 1d

The Bengals will somehow be only the second NFL franchise to employ both Ryan Fitzpatrick and Joe Flacco.

The other team to employ both? The New York Jets.

Dianna Russini @diannarussini.bsky.social · 1d

TRADE: The Bengals are acquiring Joe Flacco and a sixth-round pick from the Browns for a fifth-round pick, sources say.

Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 1d

The Cubs "Score more than three runs in a playoff game" challenge:

a man in a suit says that 's literally impossible on a netflix ad

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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 1d

You are looking LIVE at Katie's reply!

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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 2d

Young Katie was like this apparently, only without the caffeine pills.

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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 2d

I pity the fool that doesn't know when Chicago Cubs baseball is on the air!

(Photo from the Illinois Broadcasters Association website)

Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 2d

BIG CYLINDER

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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 3d

Kevin Harlan calling a Baker Mayfield game...

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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 3d

And if I'm remembering correctly, James Franklin's one Top 10 victory against a Big Ten opponent was the same night the 2016 Cubs won the National League pennant.

Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 4d

Way to be a good boy Bentley!

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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 4d

Northwestern now has a transitive property victory over Penn State, Katie!

Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 4d

At least the Illinois Football Pitchy Catchy Woo Hoo against Mississippi State a couple years ago got to, like, the 25 yard line. Iowa State's and Penn State's today were pathetic.

Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 4d

You are looking LIVE at State College?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 4d

You are looking LIVE at Katie:

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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 4d

As a self-admitted broadcasting nerd, this is fascinating... SiriusXM's "College Football Blitz" is basically a 12-hour long satellite radio version of NFL RedZone... But now they're doing YouTube video feeds of their broadcasts with scores and stats.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmPM...

College Football Blitz - 10/4

YouTube video by The Varsity Network

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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 4d

HOYA MARY

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 4d

HOYAS HAIL MARY FOR THE WIN