December 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Many years ago I fainted after giving blood. They said I'd best not come back. But, after hearing about a shortage I called up & persuaded 'em to let me try again.
Got thru it no problem, and the staff there are amazing!
If you're in decent health, please think about having a go. Free biccies too!!
Got thru it no problem, and the staff there are amazing!
If you're in decent health, please think about having a go. Free biccies too!!
December 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Many years ago I fainted after giving blood. They said I'd best not come back. But, after hearing about a shortage I called up & persuaded 'em to let me try again.
Got thru it no problem, and the staff there are amazing!
If you're in decent health, please think about having a go. Free biccies too!!
Got thru it no problem, and the staff there are amazing!
If you're in decent health, please think about having a go. Free biccies too!!
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 AM
"Put down your phone! Live in the moment!"
Sure, all fair & well, but what about those who want to vicariously enjoy your moment? Think I've seen McLean's goal from every section of the stadium & reactions from every pub in the country. Can't get enough of it.
Thanks to the Tartan Army film crew!
Sure, all fair & well, but what about those who want to vicariously enjoy your moment? Think I've seen McLean's goal from every section of the stadium & reactions from every pub in the country. Can't get enough of it.
Thanks to the Tartan Army film crew!
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
"Put down your phone! Live in the moment!"
Sure, all fair & well, but what about those who want to vicariously enjoy your moment? Think I've seen McLean's goal from every section of the stadium & reactions from every pub in the country. Can't get enough of it.
Thanks to the Tartan Army film crew!
Sure, all fair & well, but what about those who want to vicariously enjoy your moment? Think I've seen McLean's goal from every section of the stadium & reactions from every pub in the country. Can't get enough of it.
Thanks to the Tartan Army film crew!
Ambiguous job title:
Spokesperson for a bicycle company.
Spokesperson for a bicycle company.
November 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Ambiguous job title:
Spokesperson for a bicycle company.
Spokesperson for a bicycle company.
November 10, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Cracking lightning talk about failures in logic on #CelebrityTraitors
Watch here: youtu.be/w-d80wFmhT4?...
Watch here: youtu.be/w-d80wFmhT4?...
Skepticamp 2025—Talk 01—Suspicious Minds: The Predictable Irrationality of The Traitors—Jim Cliff
YouTube video by Skeptics in the Pub Online
youtu.be
November 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Cracking lightning talk about failures in logic on #CelebrityTraitors
Watch here: youtu.be/w-d80wFmhT4?...
Watch here: youtu.be/w-d80wFmhT4?...
Got fired from Starbucks for gross misconduct, but managed to find work as a Pee-Lattes Instructor.
October 3, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Got fired from Starbucks for gross misconduct, but managed to find work as a Pee-Lattes Instructor.
In the interests of safety, Trump should probably declare Queen Latifah as a terrorist organization as well.
September 22, 2025 at 10:23 AM
In the interests of safety, Trump should probably declare Queen Latifah as a terrorist organization as well.
Hey there my Scottish friend. I'm a little worried about buying a yacht when I'm on holiday in Germany.
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- fer boatin' ?
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No, but you do need to apply for a license.
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#badumtss
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- fer boatin' ?
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No, but you do need to apply for a license.
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#badumtss
September 21, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Hey there my Scottish friend. I'm a little worried about buying a yacht when I'm on holiday in Germany.
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- fer boatin' ?
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No, but you do need to apply for a license.
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#badumtss
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- fer boatin' ?
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No, but you do need to apply for a license.
.
#badumtss
Wrote another article for The Skeptic.
Was it a thinly veiled excuse to point people towards some of my favourite comedians like @pierrenovellie.bsky.social , @jackiekashian.bsky.social and @stevehofstetter.bsky.social ? ... of course not. How dare you!
www.skeptic.org.uk/2025/09/stan...
Was it a thinly veiled excuse to point people towards some of my favourite comedians like @pierrenovellie.bsky.social , @jackiekashian.bsky.social and @stevehofstetter.bsky.social ? ... of course not. How dare you!
www.skeptic.org.uk/2025/09/stan...
Standing up for skepticism: ten times comedians showed a skeptical side - The Skeptic
While Netflix specials by famous comedians push questionable material, some stand-ups are still out there putting forward a skeptical view
www.skeptic.org.uk
September 12, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Wrote another article for The Skeptic.
Was it a thinly veiled excuse to point people towards some of my favourite comedians like @pierrenovellie.bsky.social , @jackiekashian.bsky.social and @stevehofstetter.bsky.social ? ... of course not. How dare you!
www.skeptic.org.uk/2025/09/stan...
Was it a thinly veiled excuse to point people towards some of my favourite comedians like @pierrenovellie.bsky.social , @jackiekashian.bsky.social and @stevehofstetter.bsky.social ? ... of course not. How dare you!
www.skeptic.org.uk/2025/09/stan...
If you're unsure of what hobbies you want to pursue after you retire then you should see an advisor about making a penchant plan.
#badumtss
#badumtss
September 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
If you're unsure of what hobbies you want to pursue after you retire then you should see an advisor about making a penchant plan.
#badumtss
#badumtss
August 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I love that the giraffes have been drawn to look fekin' FURIOUS!
Don't wanna victim blame or anything, but you can't help but wonder what that guy did to provoke their ire.
Don't wanna victim blame or anything, but you can't help but wonder what that guy did to provoke their ire.
August 22, 2025 at 9:01 AM
I love that the giraffes have been drawn to look fekin' FURIOUS!
Don't wanna victim blame or anything, but you can't help but wonder what that guy did to provoke their ire.
Don't wanna victim blame or anything, but you can't help but wonder what that guy did to provoke their ire.
Went to an improvised outdoor retail experience last Sunday hoping to buy some locally grown produce.
Ended up coming home with a minor character from Lord of the Rings.
Turns out it was a Faramirs market.
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#badumtss
Ended up coming home with a minor character from Lord of the Rings.
Turns out it was a Faramirs market.
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#badumtss
August 15, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Went to an improvised outdoor retail experience last Sunday hoping to buy some locally grown produce.
Ended up coming home with a minor character from Lord of the Rings.
Turns out it was a Faramirs market.
.
#badumtss
Ended up coming home with a minor character from Lord of the Rings.
Turns out it was a Faramirs market.
.
#badumtss
In or near Edinburgh this evening? Why not come along and see MEEEEE?
8.35 at the Banshee Labyrinth.
It's going to be out of this world!
8.35 at the Banshee Labyrinth.
It's going to be out of this world!
August 12, 2025 at 7:20 AM
In or near Edinburgh this evening? Why not come along and see MEEEEE?
8.35 at the Banshee Labyrinth.
It's going to be out of this world!
8.35 at the Banshee Labyrinth.
It's going to be out of this world!
Me and Ivy burnin' up the thermal camera!
Had a great time at Kirkcudbright Planetarium.
Had a great time at Kirkcudbright Planetarium.
July 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Me and Ivy burnin' up the thermal camera!
Had a great time at Kirkcudbright Planetarium.
Had a great time at Kirkcudbright Planetarium.
Well known 70s American rock band famous for the song Africa to do their farewell gig at the Isle of Man motorbike race, while dressed as ballerinas with Asian cravats
Headline: Toto Tata TT tutu Thai tie
Headline: Toto Tata TT tutu Thai tie
July 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Well known 70s American rock band famous for the song Africa to do their farewell gig at the Isle of Man motorbike race, while dressed as ballerinas with Asian cravats
Headline: Toto Tata TT tutu Thai tie
Headline: Toto Tata TT tutu Thai tie
Philanthropic project idea: Free-for-all design of clothing with gentle fabrics for skin ulcer sufferers .....
'Open sores soft wear'
'Open sores soft wear'
July 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Philanthropic project idea: Free-for-all design of clothing with gentle fabrics for skin ulcer sufferers .....
'Open sores soft wear'
'Open sores soft wear'
Clowns' favourite Pope: Pius.
June 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Clowns' favourite Pope: Pius.
Mathematician calculating variation about the mean of tapering flag fetishes.
..... Standard deviation
..... Standard deviation
June 7, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Mathematician calculating variation about the mean of tapering flag fetishes.
..... Standard deviation
..... Standard deviation
New podcast idea: True crime podcast, but it's petty crimes only.
All the serious music, dramatic cliffhangers, citizen sleuths, anonymous interviews, FOIA requests - but none of the murder.
Only inconsequential stuff like nicking office stationery, jaywalking, minor graffiti, sheep worrying etc.
All the serious music, dramatic cliffhangers, citizen sleuths, anonymous interviews, FOIA requests - but none of the murder.
Only inconsequential stuff like nicking office stationery, jaywalking, minor graffiti, sheep worrying etc.
May 30, 2025 at 10:34 AM
New podcast idea: True crime podcast, but it's petty crimes only.
All the serious music, dramatic cliffhangers, citizen sleuths, anonymous interviews, FOIA requests - but none of the murder.
Only inconsequential stuff like nicking office stationery, jaywalking, minor graffiti, sheep worrying etc.
All the serious music, dramatic cliffhangers, citizen sleuths, anonymous interviews, FOIA requests - but none of the murder.
Only inconsequential stuff like nicking office stationery, jaywalking, minor graffiti, sheep worrying etc.
What to say if you're between two cops:
"Am I being de taint?"
"Am I being de taint?"
May 13, 2025 at 8:58 AM
What to say if you're between two cops:
"Am I being de taint?"
"Am I being de taint?"