Brian Ingram
brianeyescienceguy.bsky.social
Brian Ingram
@brianeyescienceguy.bsky.social
Just a science teacher that spends his days sciencing to 5th graders

Staunch apistevist

Remember our place in the universe:
https://youtu.be/wupToqz1e2g?si=d5kUZX0WmFaZUlmh

Learn it - Know it - Live it
https://youtu.be/ty33v7UYYbw?si=L17dTUfpQeIdl4VZ
They know thoughts and prayers are bullshit
December 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Pffft

Many of us knew this way back when he bought that NYT ad
December 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
ngl

Before really looking closely at the thumbnail, I thought it was Dolly Parton about to confess to a meth addiction ... <whew!>
December 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Another argument for getting a dashcam

Or taking public transportation (if you're lucky enough to live in such a civilized society)
December 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
@roundshadez.bsky.social point is no one has to qualify in order to move from a passenger car to a truck to an SUV to (essentially) a heavy-duty farm truck.

And, there is a learning curve when moving from a Ford Focus to any 1T dually

A child-crushing learning curve
December 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The same kind of thinking that makes an American male renting an apartment in the suburbs believe he needs a 1-ton dually pickup truck as his daily driver.

At 28% APR for 144 months
December 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Pepperidge Farms remembers
December 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Pretty unbelievable, huh
December 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
That'd be a headline

Home invaders thwarted by "Canadian Club"
December 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
If Aqua Velva were a rock band
December 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Immunity by Congressional cowardice and SCOTUS corruption

Also, fck merrick garland, too
December 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Nice framing

What did you capture the image with?
December 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
That's a big danged church
December 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
December 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Her and Molly Ivins
November 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Commander Adama was correct
November 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
You're the "squishy liberal" Malcom X and James Baldwin warned POC about
November 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
... inequities in public education ...
November 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I submit horrors in women's healthcare could be solved .....
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I submit the Palestinian horror could be solved reeeeeeal quick if we took everyone's religion off the damned table
November 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Uh

Yeah

I'll blame any sex or gender that voted for a child rapist.

Why wouldn't you?
November 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM