What have the [insert Romans or your favourite party to hate here] done for us.

It may be time to introduce Ian to motor normativity, and the rest of the country. He's a great guy but saying Ireland has a car culture(true) which can't be changed (false) is not correct.

Since sprinters can run faster than an e-bike, they should be included. Also, fast walkers, joggers, mobility scooters so may as well add pedestrians.

Luckily we have spiced beef in Limerick. It's what good neighbours do.

After walking up that hill, the Penshaw farm shop is really nice. No one had Welsh accents, though. More Sunderland, Washington.