Wizard_of_Obs
@brianhiestand.bsky.social
Emergency medicine, smoked and grilled meats, and martial arts. Coding and compliance work as well. Opinions are very much my own, do not represent my employer, etc etc.
1. It's not the turn, it's the increase in abdominal pressure. The turn is a courtesy. 2. It's as much palate elevation as it is tongue depression. I know, you didn't ask.
November 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
1. It's not the turn, it's the increase in abdominal pressure. The turn is a courtesy. 2. It's as much palate elevation as it is tongue depression. I know, you didn't ask.
Endorsed by Texaco Mike.
November 16, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Endorsed by Texaco Mike.
Reposted by Wizard_of_Obs
Me, applying for an admin position: I'll do x, y, and z, these are all my big plans
Search committee: you know the budget isn't even $200k
Me: ...
Them: ...
Me: I am a humanist, do you know how much damage I can do with like $12 and a toothpick?
Search committee: you know the budget isn't even $200k
Me: ...
Them: ...
Me: I am a humanist, do you know how much damage I can do with like $12 and a toothpick?
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Me, applying for an admin position: I'll do x, y, and z, these are all my big plans
Search committee: you know the budget isn't even $200k
Me: ...
Them: ...
Me: I am a humanist, do you know how much damage I can do with like $12 and a toothpick?
Search committee: you know the budget isn't even $200k
Me: ...
Them: ...
Me: I am a humanist, do you know how much damage I can do with like $12 and a toothpick?
My residents are tired of hearing from me, "An art line never saved anyone's life."
November 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM
My residents are tired of hearing from me, "An art line never saved anyone's life."
Same with the NEJM manuscript that demonstrated routine art lines did not affect any parameters, especially mortality.
November 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Same with the NEJM manuscript that demonstrated routine art lines did not affect any parameters, especially mortality.
Hmm...yes, sample size is key, yes [pedantic scholar voice]
November 9, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Hmm...yes, sample size is key, yes [pedantic scholar voice]
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Kicking in the doors of daycares is a great way to turn wine moms into molotov cocktail moms.
November 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Kicking in the doors of daycares is a great way to turn wine moms into molotov cocktail moms.