Congress won’t let us ban right turns on red (literally).

Unfortunately, in US journalism it is considered neutral to spread a lie, but it is considered "biased" to call out a lie. So, there is a structural asymmetry that rewards colorful lies with virality.

White-van-owning. Obvs

That dog would vote outside the range.

These wolves… so they have access to white vans?
I only ask bc I’m wearing grey Vans right now.

Don’t drag Norman Fell’s good name into this

Americans have been conditioned to respect others’ right of way when driving a car and in NO OTHER CIRCUMSTANCE

Second most doomed career after “higher ed leadership in Florida”