I just can’t reconcile my assumption that medium old is late 30s and my belief that everyone with one of these tattoos is, at minimum) pushing 50

AI advocates have severely dehydrated energy

Noteworthy that every post bemoaning “purity politics” in the face of voting for fascist apologist Gavin Newsome is filled with ableist bigotry.

When are you suing New Girl for using your likeness btw?

Those people definitely exist. I’ve known people who got sober and were like, “oh, I don’t want people fucking touching me and that’s part of why I was drinking”

I don’t even know what I’d do with someone else’s Grammy. Probably be *really* excited for like twenty seconds then be like, “huh, I guess it’s really just a trophy”