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Brian J Hoffman
@brianjhoffman.bsky.social
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"Buzz Between Us" ~ Remember kids… don’t let strangers pollinate your thoughts.🐝
December 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
"JFK: Just Fang Kissed" ~ The smile that outlived Dallas🩸
December 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
💀 RUBLEWISE 💀

Old women in Moscow still warn the children:
⚠️ Stand quietly in the line.
😶 Do not laugh. Do not cry.
December 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
"Popsi-Kill" ~ Sweetness is a trap. 🍭
December 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
“Cute Enough to Kill” ~ Danger blossoms best in small hands.🔪🪰
December 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
“Mantis to Society” ~ Society’s a mess—so she found someone who actually listens. 🤲
December 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
“My Pestfriend” ~ Love comes in all sizes—mostly tiny and inconvenient.🪰❤️
December 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
"Cloudy With a Chance of Mortality" ~ A soft glow breaks through the clouds, carrying the shape of our endings.
December 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“Pyramid Scheme” ~ Because every great civilization needs a little outside funding. 💰🛸
December 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
“Illuminaughty” ~ When the halo’s crooked but the vision’s clear. 👁️
December 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
"Sainthood for Beginners" ~ We worship what we’re told to want. 😇
December 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
“Anxiety: The Early Years” ~ The first installment in a lifelong series.
December 1, 2025 at 2:18 PM
“Scream Therapy” 🙀 Let it out before it eats you alive.
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
“Farmageddon” 🔥🐐 Local goat denies involvement as barns mysteriously combust.
November 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
“Perch-ecution" 🪽 For the unforgivable act of existing with potential.
November 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
"Paperless Dolls" ~ Funny how paperwork matters more than the kids it’s used to disappear. 🇲🇽
November 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
“Supreme Leader of the Sewer" 🐀Because every empire needs a drain.
November 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I love the smell of mimeograph in the morning. 🔥"Fire Sprites Visit the Little Church"🔥
November 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
"Bad Hare Day" 🐇 All the world will be your enemy.
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
“Misbehavin’” ~ A little misbehavin’ never hurt anybody… except maybe him.
November 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
"Big Cone Energy” 🍆🍦🇺🇸 Red, White, and Blame Everyone Else.

Because nothing screams “law and order” like a melting swirl of patriotic posturing served with a side of always someone else’s fault.
November 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
🦴 "Boner Buds" ~ Death’s a drag — bring a friend. 💨
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
“Mutton for Nothing” 🐑🔥 Counting sheep, losing sleep — the fields burn, the flock wanders.
November 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
"Death Wore a Red Scarf" ~ When death rode into town, the wind stopped howlin’. 🌵💀
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
“Hissy Fit” 🐍💋 Bite me, but gently.
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM