Brian Likes Texas 🤘🏼
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My name is Brian and I like the Texas Longhorns 🐂🤠
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Bread confounds me
May 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Bread confounds me
I can live with a fascist dictatorship and I can live with a bad economy…but both at the same time?!
March 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I can live with a fascist dictatorship and I can live with a bad economy…but both at the same time?!
James Franco playing Fidel Castro somehow feels disrespectful to people who both love and hate Castro
February 25, 2025 at 7:55 AM
James Franco playing Fidel Castro somehow feels disrespectful to people who both love and hate Castro
When cars behind me start honking because I’m reversing into a parallel spot
February 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
When cars behind me start honking because I’m reversing into a parallel spot
February 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Can we all agree in a world where being poly is the norm, ugly people are making out like bandits?
February 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Can we all agree in a world where being poly is the norm, ugly people are making out like bandits?
If #notredame gets completely outclassed in a CFP final again they should be forced to join a conference.
January 10, 2025 at 4:18 AM
If #notredame gets completely outclassed in a CFP final again they should be forced to join a conference.
January 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Coldest hot take ever: winner of #texas vs #ohiostate probably wins the natty
January 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Coldest hot take ever: winner of #texas vs #ohiostate probably wins the natty
It’s 7:40 PM Central Time and Ohio State still sucks
January 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It’s 7:40 PM Central Time and Ohio State still sucks
The hardest part of running a Texas Longhorns fan account is that no one assumes I’m actually in Hollywood evacuating to safety even though that’s totally what happened 🤪
January 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The hardest part of running a Texas Longhorns fan account is that no one assumes I’m actually in Hollywood evacuating to safety even though that’s totally what happened 🤪
Great time to invest in “actually the n64 is pretty good” futures
the current wave of "actually the n64 sucks" is making me excited for "actually the n64 is pretty good" in the next few years
January 7, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Great time to invest in “actually the n64 is pretty good” futures
This is the smoking gun that finally takes down Warren Buffet
The CFPB says that Vanderbilt Mortgage & Finance, owned by Berkshire Hathaway, ignored evidence that borrowers couldn't afford loans to buy manufactured homes.
CFPB sues Berkshire Hathaway-owned mortgage lender for alleged predatory practices
The CFPB says that Vanderbilt Mortgage & Finance, owned by Berkshire Hathaway, ignored evidence that borrowers couldn't afford loans to buy manufactured homes.
www.npr.org
January 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
This is the smoking gun that finally takes down Warren Buffet
Now I feel old 😭
Okay, THIS one hurts: if Sam Mendes’ World War I epic “1917” were made today, it would actually be set in 1923
January 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Now I feel old 😭
Skip Bayless is proof that likable people can get away with anything because he’s not likable at all and is now facing severe consequences.
January 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Skip Bayless is proof that likable people can get away with anything because he’s not likable at all and is now facing severe consequences.
Dan Campbell is such a gift to the sport of football that it’s easy to forget he’s an aggy
January 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Dan Campbell is such a gift to the sport of football that it’s easy to forget he’s an aggy
Me: Titans are wearing vintage oiler jerseys against the Texans? The Texans should whip their ass for that!
My head of security: the Texans are whipping their ass for that, sir
Me: oh, ok…good
My head of security: the Texans are whipping their ass for that, sir
Me: oh, ok…good
January 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Me: Titans are wearing vintage oiler jerseys against the Texans? The Texans should whip their ass for that!
My head of security: the Texans are whipping their ass for that, sir
Me: oh, ok…good
My head of security: the Texans are whipping their ass for that, sir
Me: oh, ok…good
Dad, can you tell us about 4th and 13?
Me:
Me:
a man in a suit and tie is looking at the camera with a serious look on his face .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is looking at the camera with a serious look on his face .
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Dad, can you tell us about 4th and 13?
Me:
Me:
It’s 3:40 Central Time and OU still sucks
January 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
It’s 3:40 Central Time and OU still sucks