BrianMcG
@brianmcg1.bsky.social
Boring, middle-aged white guy who pines for his youth and an ability to emerge from a beanbag without groaning. Amazing self-promoter.
Too soon! Still too raw!
January 2, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Too soon! Still too raw!
Loved him in Battle Beyond The Stars.
December 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Loved him in Battle Beyond The Stars.
Oh thanks be to Little Baby Jesus. I don’t think I could have handled mum and dad fighting this Christmas.
December 24, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Oh thanks be to Little Baby Jesus. I don’t think I could have handled mum and dad fighting this Christmas.
Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the little monkey.
December 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the little monkey.
I called my teacher “Mum” in Senior Infants. Haunts me to this day. Luckily, she was a woman.
December 21, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I called my teacher “Mum” in Senior Infants. Haunts me to this day. Luckily, she was a woman.
I cannot view a picture of that O’Neill chap without seeing Andrew Maxwell choke on his cup of tea.
December 13, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I cannot view a picture of that O’Neill chap without seeing Andrew Maxwell choke on his cup of tea.
So doing the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs was just preparation..?
December 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
So doing the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs was just preparation..?
I’m old enough to remember when this Grifting Geebag (the one on the right) was meant to be the great white hope for FIFA after the previous Geebag was found to be a-grifting. Plus ça change…
December 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I’m old enough to remember when this Grifting Geebag (the one on the right) was meant to be the great white hope for FIFA after the previous Geebag was found to be a-grifting. Plus ça change…
Someone I may have spoken with once may once have met some people who said something. It happened in a country.
December 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Someone I may have spoken with once may once have met some people who said something. It happened in a country.
Didn’t he beat the shit out of Diane Lane once and then blame his demons for his fistiness and check himself into rehab?
(Allegedly).
(Allegedly).
December 1, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Didn’t he beat the shit out of Diane Lane once and then blame his demons for his fistiness and check himself into rehab?
(Allegedly).
(Allegedly).
Has Liverpool’s training been continuously rained-off for the past two weeks like my son’s u16 team? The parallels are striking. If they need to approach the council for funding for an all-weather pitch, some of the parents have helped draft a business case which I’m willing to share.
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Has Liverpool’s training been continuously rained-off for the past two weeks like my son’s u16 team? The parallels are striking. If they need to approach the council for funding for an all-weather pitch, some of the parents have helped draft a business case which I’m willing to share.
A UK media outlet recently announced that Ireland had just elected its first female president. Interesting that a lot of people were immediately able to discount that as incorrect cos they recalled that Seamás met a previous female Uachatarain na hEireann whilst off his box on K.
November 22, 2025 at 12:23 PM
A UK media outlet recently announced that Ireland had just elected its first female president. Interesting that a lot of people were immediately able to discount that as incorrect cos they recalled that Seamás met a previous female Uachatarain na hEireann whilst off his box on K.
Amazing. Though noting the group member names, can’t help but think thats a missed opportunity for Séamas, Shane, Sean, Siofra, Sharon, Senan, Síle, Saoirse, Siobhan and Saorlaith.
November 22, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Amazing. Though noting the group member names, can’t help but think thats a missed opportunity for Séamas, Shane, Sean, Siofra, Sharon, Senan, Síle, Saoirse, Siobhan and Saorlaith.
Waaaaaait a minute… Trent and Bellingham being all pally and stuff a couple of seasons back DIDN’T mean Bellingham had agreed to join Liverpool after all!!!
November 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Waaaaaait a minute… Trent and Bellingham being all pally and stuff a couple of seasons back DIDN’T mean Bellingham had agreed to join Liverpool after all!!!
Many, many dickheads. It’s like a Man Utd team from the early 1990s if Clayton Blackmore was a sheep farmer from outside Auckland*
* he may have been?
* he may have been?
November 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Many, many dickheads. It’s like a Man Utd team from the early 1990s if Clayton Blackmore was a sheep farmer from outside Auckland*
* he may have been?
* he may have been?
I often pick two different sized slices of bread to make a sandwich cos Lord knows life isn’t already difficult enough
October 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I often pick two different sized slices of bread to make a sandwich cos Lord knows life isn’t already difficult enough
I wonder would the Institute condone someone who commits ionanism? Sounds sinful and potentially might make you go blind / give you hairy palms.
October 25, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I wonder would the Institute condone someone who commits ionanism? Sounds sinful and potentially might make you go blind / give you hairy palms.
“Thank God you’re here! You’ll never believe this! There was a spider on my willy and I was trying to brush it off”
October 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
“Thank God you’re here! You’ll never believe this! There was a spider on my willy and I was trying to brush it off”
Ah concerns… you had me a “legitimate”. Also: did they change what a Luddite is?
October 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Ah concerns… you had me a “legitimate”. Also: did they change what a Luddite is?
I would respectfully suggest that Israel has quite a bit of the death.
October 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I would respectfully suggest that Israel has quite a bit of the death.
I think they’re talking about using a dash in a written sentence where you don’t have the full courage of your convictions and so you go “mmm” before you decide to use it. Equally acceptable is sticking your tongue out slightly or biting the top of your pen absentmindedly.
September 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I think they’re talking about using a dash in a written sentence where you don’t have the full courage of your convictions and so you go “mmm” before you decide to use it. Equally acceptable is sticking your tongue out slightly or biting the top of your pen absentmindedly.
Don’t think the Iona institute would condone even a minor bummer.
September 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Don’t think the Iona institute would condone even a minor bummer.
Will Trump’s destruction of western democracy impact Liverpool’s otherwise inevitable attainment of the quadruple? I’m worried I might experience a similar feeling to 2020 when I thought COVID was going void the season.
September 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Will Trump’s destruction of western democracy impact Liverpool’s otherwise inevitable attainment of the quadruple? I’m worried I might experience a similar feeling to 2020 when I thought COVID was going void the season.
There are many supports available to deal with early onset dementia.
September 18, 2025 at 9:15 AM
There are many supports available to deal with early onset dementia.