briannapuppet.bsky.social
@briannapuppet.bsky.social
Artist, engineer, philosopher-courtesan, occult practitioner, do-gooder, compulsive singer. 🏳️‍⚧️

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I feel like it’s a product of my EDS that I look at extreme, sadistic bondage hentai and I’m like “well that would hurt a little but my joints would feel so nice”
December 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Interview questions I want to ask this acquihire outfit

* Do you have any employees who aren't white, south asian or east asian?

* Do you have even one queer employee?

* Have you already assumed I'm not as smart as you because I'm a goth?

* Do any of you draw or play an instrument, presently?
December 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I'm going to start naming the flies in my house
December 4, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I should've changed my last name to MorningLightMountain
December 4, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I'm Jack Nicholson in this scene every time another queer makes me feel like I'm too much www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sLc...

except like, I'm not a murderer; I just like to express myself
A Few Good Men – Courtroom Scene
YouTube video by Reel Film Fan
www.youtube.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:41 AM
okay so it's not that I think drag is bad but

how can, say, any drag queen fan who watches porn, not also watch and celebrate trans fetish porn?

It's like saying you're into beer, but then the only beer you actually like is Flemish sour, and you just sit there laughing at it
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 AM
what people think demonolatry is: Mwhaha I am Doctor Faustus and I will sell my soul for power, money and fame

what demonolatry actually is: my therapy team now includes an owl, a naga, the naga's chadly son, a geeky mote of pure light, bees, and a woman from ancient Mesopotamia with very loud hair
December 4, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Ya know like back in the day when people were bored often they did things like hand-decorate wood instead of stir up drama
December 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I guess that's the difference between goth woo and normie woo - they're all like oooooh submit to the source and enter the flow, we're like alright bitches let's be chaos witches
December 3, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I did a tarot reading for a technomage at the goth club last night and he ate a good portion of a spiritual parasite and it made my spine unclench
December 3, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I think I just learned that I want to talk about the people in my private life in my public content, and I want it to always be positive and adoring
December 3, 2025 at 10:15 AM
When I was 13, I tried to take some ibuprofen at school for my brain-splittingly painful migraines, and the office ladies were all "You can't do that, this is a drug-free zone" and I was like, "You're drinking coffee there, right? That's a drug. What's the difference?"
December 1, 2025 at 9:04 AM
I met Susan the Cannibal from Hazbin Hotel in a dream the other night.

"So you're an artist? Well why don't you dance or something?"
November 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I'm not sure if English makes no sense or English-speakers make no sense

Me: I feel repulsive
Friend: No, actually, you're very attractive, but people find that intimidating
Me: So, "attractiveness" is a quality that keeps people away, i.e. repulses them
November 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I found a euro! For some reason "I need a euro, euro, euro that's what I need" doesn't have the same ring to it though... #aloeblacc
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I celebrated Thanksgiving at midnight with my stuffies; we had breakfast cereal, trail mix and rum
November 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I feel like the gorgon myth was probably about someone seeing a beautiful, dangerous woman and freezing in a combination of horniness and fear
November 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I was feeling kinda bad because my average score on genderfluent is about 0.72 but then I used a vocal isolator to measure this cis woman I'm trying to match and she is 0.65 so that's something I guess
November 21, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I don't want what I want to want
November 21, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I really like the YouTube autodubbing feature because (even though their system always chooses masculine voices for me) it seems to be getting pretty good at matching the original pacing and inflection! Plus I get to study Spanish while remaining an unrepentant narcissist
November 14, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I met a woman named Morgan

Like many names it is becoming more common for women because once it sounds feminine fragile masculinity says no

Women will start being named George and Michael, and then all boy names will be like Chad/Brock

In about 50 years boys' names will sound like Klingonese
November 12, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Trains. Old trains, new trains, fancy trains, commuter trains. Why so many trains in the dream world? Maybe all the astral urban planners are recruited from communist countries?
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
So I guess I've been touched by a leftist trans girl without consent, AGAIN

Honestly I was going to let it go until she sent me a string of nasty, degrading texts and was just like lol I say funny things when I'm drunk

YOU KNOW WHEN I'M DRUNK I JUST GET GIGGLY AND SING AND DANCE
November 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I love Frieren but I was actually kind of offended when they named creatures that only speak to lie and manipulate "demons"

In my experience, demons are honest, caring and helpful

A creature where everything is a gaslighty trap meant to degrade and destroy you? that's called homo sapiens
November 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Some people be like yeah I'm a ⭐️ sex-positive affirmative-consent queer leftist

And then they hear yes when you say no

Assume cosplay is foreplay

Send nasty, degrading texts unprompted

Grab and touch without asking

Some people aren't people, they're animals that learned to gaslight their prey
November 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM