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Brian
@brianskyer.bsky.social
DC metro based, he/him, gay, cis, blue down the ballot, dog dad. Being a bigot or a trump voter earns you a swift block #NoEngage. 👬
Sorry not sorry but I think we should remove the Q from LBGT. The + was fine, even a ? would be favorable. If someone dared to use the q-slur to describe me, a term that I equate with the f-slur, I wouldn't act violently because that's not me but I would potentially scream directly in their face.
September 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
#WMATA employee's are still rude looks like. Mad that I'm living my best life and you're where you belong... Underground! 😇
July 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
So "empathy is an exploitable weakness" BUT "democrats are supposed to be the party of empathy and caring".. which one is it?? The messages are so.. mixed
March 20, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Remind me what Hailey Bieber is guilty of again.. Wanting to be Selena Gomez? Hell, I want to be Selena Gomez too my life sucks
March 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
My thoughts on Elon are she should really lean into her Ketamine addiction to the point that it stops her heartbeat
March 18, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Kendrick Lamar raps like he's getting punched in the chest I'm sorry
February 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Electric cars piss me off because the sound they make I always think I'm finally getting abducted from this horrible world but it's really just like some bitch in my neighborhood parallel parking
February 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Bernieboy is currently getting his gonads removed and I hope he is doing alright.. House feels so empty!
February 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Someone tell Lady Googoo that Alakazam is the third evolution of Abra Kadabra and not Oogaga
February 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Album of the year goes to cowboy Carter *powers off tv*
February 3, 2025 at 4:49 AM
#MovieReview Maria starring Angelina Jolie. Painful watch. I hope it doesn't win any awards. Maria Callas was so boring and unlikable. I thought she took too long to die and cheered when she finally did. The only good characters were her butler and her housemaid. 2/10 one point for each of them.
February 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The most exciting thing that happened today was my puppy's bottom right canine came out and I found it after absolutely scouring my bedroom 😂 I want to wear his baby teeth like precious jewels
January 30, 2025 at 6:16 AM
#MovieReview Oxygen. This science fiction thriller was marvelous/unique. Managed to be a roller coaster while almost entirely taking place in a single setting. Could make parallels to Gravity but the overall plot was honestly better since I didn't really love George Clooney scenes in that one. 10/10
January 30, 2025 at 6:03 AM
#MovieReview Sleep! I love a somewhat absurd thriller and this delivered in a pretty short timeframe. I needed a pick me up after suffering the end of Anora and this did it. I didn't even mind that it was subtitles. One point removed for every murdered Pomeranian though. 8/10
January 30, 2025 at 5:54 AM
#MovieReview Anora: 0/10. Both sad and stressful. Do not watch.
January 30, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Instead of X-@$+& or whatever I think Musk and Grimes should have named their kids Grimer and Muk. Very close combo
January 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Is it illegal to do and record slutty choreography on someone's grave? That's definitely the goal
January 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Longlegs was such a wild ride. I recommend heartily if you are a thriller fan. I honestly did not recognize Nicholas Cage even once through the prosthetics and it is my goal to be as disturbing as he was in the movie when I'm a retired old man. His "cuckoo" got me flabbergasted every single time.
January 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The Substance was pretty good, although I simply can't relate to wanting to be young/hot like Elisabeth Sparkle did at this point of my life, not sure I ever will. Also I would have shut the whole thing down as soon as I realized another human crawled out of my body like a husk.
January 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Jude Law is so mid. What's the point of being rich with a hairline like that
January 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Whenever Hollywood forces me to watch straight sex I get on my phone and do my best to tune it out like right now
January 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
These hos think that they know me. Too slow, that was the old me.
January 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Something about the term Chevron really irks me like babe that's zig-zag
January 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Love to pretend that any person I haven't seen in a while has died
January 3, 2025 at 1:57 PM
My forward helix rejected after 10 months.. the placement was so shallow I figured this might happen one day but R.I.P I will miss it
January 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM