Brians for Dinner, Brians for Lunch
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Founder of Skastodon. Musician, TTRPG creator, maker of spooky pixel art, and paginator. He/him/his. Creator of @cultofthedrivein.com https://linktr.ee/briantransplant https://skastodon.com/
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They spent all that time reading Bible quotes at him. Should have just shown him a Pazuzu Labubu and he should have left of embarrassment.
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I really want to check out V/H/S/Halloween. But I'm told there's gen AI in it?
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I'm the secret second killer, apparently.

Doesn't seem my style. I'd probably be the guy who tries to run first, but with my luck, I'd run right into the killer.
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If your business needs to break multiple laws to operate, it's an organized crime syndicate.
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Livernois
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What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
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You should play Amityville Roulette.

Just type Amityville into Tubi's search feature, and pick one of the dozens of questionable flicks from the results.
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I'm sure Dubai chocolate is good. And I'm not against people enjoying stuff.

I'm just saying I don't know how "premium" or "luxurious" it can be, when I see it at literally every gas station and convenience store around these parts.
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Since it's Ubisoft, the knee probably also bent the wrong way and clipped through the floor.
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"Steven Segal?"

"I gotta say... Wegovy is kind of the best."
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Anime doesn't make sense. Why does a show called "Solo Leveling" have so many characters?
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Bounced around a few ideas for the horror host game.

I tend to avoid the use of alliteration in titles, and I think it'll be the case here, too.

Mechanics will probably involve a deck of cards and some dice again.
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Remember when EA took chances and put out stuff like Skitchin' and Mutant League Football? They weren't afraid to make weird little games on square Genesis cartridges with yellow tabs.

What the hell happened?
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Firing up my SBC handhelds for the first time in ages. Going to play some spooky retro games for the season.
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White Castle just left money on the table by not having a collaboration with Dark Castle.

The "Sack of Thir13en" would have sold extremely well.
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Four RPGs to get to know me. ⚔️

What about you?
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It was only Neon Genesis Evangelion in North America. Every other region got Neon Megadrive Evangelion.
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Wait, are we doing pen-and-paper RPGs or vidya RPGs? 'Cause that's two different lists.
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BTW, you should include your URL in your bio, if there's room for it.
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My advice to incoming college freshmen is to find a bottle of all-purpose hot sauce you like. Food isn't always going the best in college, but you can always hit it up some some sauce..
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Legacy sequels are usually ass. And the studios have their heads all the way up it!
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We're going to keep doing what we do whether or not a single record is sold.
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Dear Audible, Nintendo, Sony, et al: Stop trying to sell me anything to do with the boy wizard books. Stop putting that franchise in the "featured" section of your store.
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"You should start journaling."

My friend in Unicron, I am not made of that kind of stuff, where I can just spill this bag of cats into a page every night, so that others may eventually find it.

That's what my socials are for.