@briarpatch.bsky.social
I think he should sue the doctor who circumsized his head.
January 20, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I think he should sue the doctor who circumsized his head.
If only he were literally "on fire".
January 16, 2026 at 5:29 PM
If only he were literally "on fire".
Maybe that "smugness" comes from knowing that they are in the right.
January 14, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Maybe that "smugness" comes from knowing that they are in the right.
Our trains in Atlanta are more like this.
January 14, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Our trains in Atlanta are more like this.
How about when you drive off and the cops shoot you?
January 14, 2026 at 4:16 PM
How about when you drive off and the cops shoot you?
Well, you know, terrorists might say bad words to them.
January 14, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Well, you know, terrorists might say bad words to them.
Are you a Yeats fan?
January 14, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Are you a Yeats fan?
Poor boy! Opposition is a bitch.
January 14, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Poor boy! Opposition is a bitch.
I understand that Antifa was funding her actions through a huge influx of Monopoly money. This should be investigated right away.
January 13, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I understand that Antifa was funding her actions through a huge influx of Monopoly money. This should be investigated right away.
I still scroll through it once a day, if only to troll the right-wing knuckle draggers.
January 10, 2026 at 4:30 PM
I still scroll through it once a day, if only to troll the right-wing knuckle draggers.
What a surprise! ;-)
January 9, 2026 at 4:56 PM
What a surprise! ;-)
I've been reading you since your days with Slate and have always marvelled at the depth of understanding you have for the US Constitution and its history.
January 7, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I've been reading you since your days with Slate and have always marvelled at the depth of understanding you have for the US Constitution and its history.
We can only hope.
January 7, 2026 at 4:30 PM
We can only hope.
Life before cankles.
January 5, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Life before cankles.
Yeah, but when God makes a mistake, we can hold him accountable. Right?
January 5, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Yeah, but when God makes a mistake, we can hold him accountable. Right?
Donald J. Trump just shat
Donald J. Trump just shat...
Donald J. Trump just shat...
January 5, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Donald J. Trump just shat
Donald J. Trump just shat...
Donald J. Trump just shat...
Cold Comfort Farm is one of my favorite things in life.
January 5, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Cold Comfort Farm is one of my favorite things in life.
I think that would more likely lead to a surge in abortions.
January 2, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I think that would more likely lead to a surge in abortions.
Was somebody poking their erection into the star on the flag?
December 31, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Was somebody poking their erection into the star on the flag?
They were running on fumes for years. I only visited to see Mike Luckovich cartoons.
December 31, 2025 at 4:35 PM
They were running on fumes for years. I only visited to see Mike Luckovich cartoons.
I can claw open your scrotum and eat your testicles.
December 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I can claw open your scrotum and eat your testicles.
winner of the Waffle House Award for fine music
December 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
winner of the Waffle House Award for fine music
Damn! I didn't know his nasty parts would look like THAT!
December 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Damn! I didn't know his nasty parts would look like THAT!