Chris Adams
@brick-fedora.bsky.social
It's like seeing a well-trained service dog - I want to pet them (even though mostly I'm a cat person), but I know I can't.
January 19, 2026 at 4:33 PM
It's like seeing a well-trained service dog - I want to pet them (even though mostly I'm a cat person), but I know I can't.
This is sickening garbage but also unsurprising for Alabama (where I live).
But also, AL.com is rather garbage reporting. For example: the image attached to this article? It's the former federal courthouse in Huntsville. It's not a state/local courthouse, it's not even a courthouse at all anymore.
But also, AL.com is rather garbage reporting. For example: the image attached to this article? It's the former federal courthouse in Huntsville. It's not a state/local courthouse, it's not even a courthouse at all anymore.
January 18, 2026 at 2:39 AM
This is sickening garbage but also unsurprising for Alabama (where I live).
But also, AL.com is rather garbage reporting. For example: the image attached to this article? It's the former federal courthouse in Huntsville. It's not a state/local courthouse, it's not even a courthouse at all anymore.
But also, AL.com is rather garbage reporting. For example: the image attached to this article? It's the former federal courthouse in Huntsville. It's not a state/local courthouse, it's not even a courthouse at all anymore.
She had worked for Boeing and participated in an evacuation test once, so that's okay. But then she'd actually done it on a real flight in some type of emergency (like a rough landing?) where they were told to evacuate.
January 18, 2026 at 2:30 AM
She had worked for Boeing and participated in an evacuation test once, so that's okay. But then she'd actually done it on a real flight in some type of emergency (like a rough landing?) where they were told to evacuate.
On a Boeing 717, I like to get the seat next to the empty space at the over-wing emergency exit. When the flight attendant asked if you could handle an emergency, the woman behind me replied "oh yes, I've opened the emergency door a couple of times". I wanted to yell GET ME OFF THIS PLANE!
January 17, 2026 at 10:07 PM
On a Boeing 717, I like to get the seat next to the empty space at the over-wing emergency exit. When the flight attendant asked if you could handle an emergency, the woman behind me replied "oh yes, I've opened the emergency door a couple of times". I wanted to yell GET ME OFF THIS PLANE!
I'll have you know it's all the way up to (checks weather station) 33°.
Wait, 33°? Next time take me with you! 😂
Wait, 33°? Next time take me with you! 😂
January 15, 2026 at 11:22 PM
I'll have you know it's all the way up to (checks weather station) 33°.
Wait, 33°? Next time take me with you! 😂
Wait, 33°? Next time take me with you! 😂
Stepping away from the Internet for 5 seconds and coming back:
January 12, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Stepping away from the Internet for 5 seconds and coming back:
Answering the question
January 10, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Answering the question
But seriously, on the money side of GLP-1 - Eli Lilly has announced a $6.1 billion facility here for GLP-1 manufacturing. It's the largest single corporate investment in Alabama history.
January 9, 2026 at 6:03 PM
But seriously, on the money side of GLP-1 - Eli Lilly has announced a $6.1 billion facility here for GLP-1 manufacturing. It's the largest single corporate investment in Alabama history.
I had the "no added sugar" diet for like a year to "fix" ADHD... needless to say it did not fix anything (and never got a real ADHD diagnosis or treatment), just made me want sugar foods all that much more.
January 8, 2026 at 9:26 PM
I had the "no added sugar" diet for like a year to "fix" ADHD... needless to say it did not fix anything (and never got a real ADHD diagnosis or treatment), just made me want sugar foods all that much more.
Yeah, I haven't bothered... I've got Coach Senator (likely soon to be Coach Governor), who a couple of days ago reiterated the claim that Jan 6 was a deep state Democrat hoax. Also Senator Crying In the Kitchen (who we thought was the good one... which I guess technically she sadly still is).
January 8, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Yeah, I haven't bothered... I've got Coach Senator (likely soon to be Coach Governor), who a couple of days ago reiterated the claim that Jan 6 was a deep state Democrat hoax. Also Senator Crying In the Kitchen (who we thought was the good one... which I guess technically she sadly still is).
Do not look into massive fusion reactor with remaining eye.
January 8, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Do not look into massive fusion reactor with remaining eye.
No honor among thieves?
January 4, 2026 at 5:32 PM
No honor among thieves?
Have they scheduled the speech from Mar-a-fuckit for him to declare "I love democracy. I love the Republic. Once this crisis has abated, I will lay down the powers you have given me!"
Just kidding, he doesn't know what "abated" means or how to pronounce it.
Just kidding, he doesn't know what "abated" means or how to pronounce it.
January 3, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Have they scheduled the speech from Mar-a-fuckit for him to declare "I love democracy. I love the Republic. Once this crisis has abated, I will lay down the powers you have given me!"
Just kidding, he doesn't know what "abated" means or how to pronounce it.
Just kidding, he doesn't know what "abated" means or how to pronounce it.
There was an outbreak at Auburn University in 1989, and since a whole lot of my high school (in Huntsville) students had older siblings at Auburn (including my sister), we were lined up to go through the library and get a vaccine. They'd probably burn the school down if that were tried today.
January 3, 2026 at 3:33 PM
There was an outbreak at Auburn University in 1989, and since a whole lot of my high school (in Huntsville) students had older siblings at Auburn (including my sister), we were lined up to go through the library and get a vaccine. They'd probably burn the school down if that were tried today.