Chris Adams
brick-fedora.bsky.social
Chris Adams
@brick-fedora.bsky.social
It's like seeing a well-trained service dog - I want to pet them (even though mostly I'm a cat person), but I know I can't.
January 19, 2026 at 4:33 PM
This is sickening garbage but also unsurprising for Alabama (where I live).

But also, AL.com is rather garbage reporting. For example: the image attached to this article? It's the former federal courthouse in Huntsville. It's not a state/local courthouse, it's not even a courthouse at all anymore.
January 18, 2026 at 2:39 AM
She had worked for Boeing and participated in an evacuation test once, so that's okay. But then she'd actually done it on a real flight in some type of emergency (like a rough landing?) where they were told to evacuate.
January 18, 2026 at 2:30 AM
On a Boeing 717, I like to get the seat next to the empty space at the over-wing emergency exit. When the flight attendant asked if you could handle an emergency, the woman behind me replied "oh yes, I've opened the emergency door a couple of times". I wanted to yell GET ME OFF THIS PLANE!
January 17, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I'll have you know it's all the way up to (checks weather station) 33°.

Wait, 33°? Next time take me with you! 😂
January 15, 2026 at 11:22 PM
I See BS News!
January 14, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Atypical Al
January 12, 2026 at 2:56 AM
January 12, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Stepping away from the Internet for 5 seconds and coming back:
January 12, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Answering the question
January 10, 2026 at 6:07 PM
But seriously, on the money side of GLP-1 - Eli Lilly has announced a $6.1 billion facility here for GLP-1 manufacturing. It's the largest single corporate investment in Alabama history.
January 9, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Can't resist:
January 9, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I had the "no added sugar" diet for like a year to "fix" ADHD... needless to say it did not fix anything (and never got a real ADHD diagnosis or treatment), just made me want sugar foods all that much more.
January 8, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Yeah, I haven't bothered... I've got Coach Senator (likely soon to be Coach Governor), who a couple of days ago reiterated the claim that Jan 6 was a deep state Democrat hoax. Also Senator Crying In the Kitchen (who we thought was the good one... which I guess technically she sadly still is).
January 8, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Do not look into massive fusion reactor with remaining eye.
January 8, 2026 at 5:10 PM
No honor among thieves?
January 4, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Have they scheduled the speech from Mar-a-fuckit for him to declare "I love democracy. I love the Republic. Once this crisis has abated, I will lay down the powers you have given me!"

Just kidding, he doesn't know what "abated" means or how to pronounce it.
January 3, 2026 at 4:07 PM
There was an outbreak at Auburn University in 1989, and since a whole lot of my high school (in Huntsville) students had older siblings at Auburn (including my sister), we were lined up to go through the library and get a vaccine. They'd probably burn the school down if that were tried today.
January 3, 2026 at 3:33 PM