Congrats, the Bahamas are so politically irrelevant they sent you a vacation discount for making this comment.

A veteran from Hawaii once told me about his service time. He had been stationed on the mainland, and the military allowed him a license plate from home. Once, he was stopped and asked "Man, how'd you get that car here?" He pointed at the plate, and he said "Dude, I drove it right over that rainbow"

However, imagine the scenario where you /do/ need a new bike because of your pussy.

Foreboding song choice

Welcome! About a year ago I was struggling to find books I liked, so I know your present struggle lol. Also, I cannot recommend Terry Pratchett's Discworld series enough. Within his Victorian fantasy setting, he has both crime dramas and adventures. There's bound to be something you'd like there

The Long Way to the Small, Angry Planet was a cozy scifi romp that explored body autonomy and LGBTQ issues. Also, you could try Asimov's robot mysteries (start with Caves of Steel) if you want something more classic. Gideon the Ninth was a fantastic sapphic science fantasy with great world-building.

Super congrats bud! Hope it's everything you ever wanted!