Bridgett Nelson
@bridgettnelson.bsky.social
Two-time Splatterpunk Award-winning horror author. Freelance editor. Lover of amaretto sours, tarantulas, tattoos, and Jeff Strand. Mom of two incredible humans, a ball python, and four pooches...boss of none. She/her.
www.bridgettnelson.com
www.bridgettnelson.com
The color of my toenails is appropriate...
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The color of my toenails is appropriate...
Anyone seen Indie? Can't seem to find that little rascal. 🐍
November 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Anyone seen Indie? Can't seem to find that little rascal. 🐍
KARMA has been edited by Christine (twice), Jamie, Kyle, Jeff, and me (probably five or six times now). Getting ready to do my final polish!
I can't wait for you all to read this book. 🙂 Coming soon!
I can't wait for you all to read this book. 🙂 Coming soon!
November 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
KARMA has been edited by Christine (twice), Jamie, Kyle, Jeff, and me (probably five or six times now). Getting ready to do my final polish!
I can't wait for you all to read this book. 🙂 Coming soon!
I can't wait for you all to read this book. 🙂 Coming soon!
Snow flurries in Duluth this evening, so Nova is enjoying the fireplace…
November 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Snow flurries in Duluth this evening, so Nova is enjoying the fireplace…
Me: Goodnight. I love you.
Jeff: I love you, too.
Me: Do you think I'm grand?
Jeff: Super grand. You'll be a Grand Strand.
Me: Did you just say 'Grand Strand?'
Jeff: I sure did.
One of these days, guys....Bridgett Grand Strand.
#LifeWithJeff
Jeff: I love you, too.
Me: Do you think I'm grand?
Jeff: Super grand. You'll be a Grand Strand.
Me: Did you just say 'Grand Strand?'
Jeff: I sure did.
One of these days, guys....Bridgett Grand Strand.
#LifeWithJeff
November 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Me: Goodnight. I love you.
Jeff: I love you, too.
Me: Do you think I'm grand?
Jeff: Super grand. You'll be a Grand Strand.
Me: Did you just say 'Grand Strand?'
Jeff: I sure did.
One of these days, guys....Bridgett Grand Strand.
#LifeWithJeff
Jeff: I love you, too.
Me: Do you think I'm grand?
Jeff: Super grand. You'll be a Grand Strand.
Me: Did you just say 'Grand Strand?'
Jeff: I sure did.
One of these days, guys....Bridgett Grand Strand.
#LifeWithJeff
As a former nurse, my job now is to make folks feel the opposite of well...
November 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
As a former nurse, my job now is to make folks feel the opposite of well...
I love Duluth a little extra in the fall...
November 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I love Duluth a little extra in the fall...
She passed the entrance test, applied the same day, and now….
Here’s to the future RN! 🩵
Here’s to the future RN! 🩵
October 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
She passed the entrance test, applied the same day, and now….
Here’s to the future RN! 🩵
Here’s to the future RN! 🩵
Embracing the Profane eBook - only $0.99 through Halloween! Includes fifteen depraved stories and amusing story notes about each at the end. This book is chonky!
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October 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Embracing the Profane eBook - only $0.99 through Halloween! Includes fifteen depraved stories and amusing story notes about each at the end. This book is chonky!
www.amazon.com/Embracing-Pr...
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As a special Halloween treat, the EMBRACING THE PROFANE ebook is on sale for just 99 cents from now until November 1st!
Let's get this spooky season rolling! 🙂
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Let's get this spooky season rolling! 🙂
www.amazon.com/Embracing-Pr...
October 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
As a special Halloween treat, the EMBRACING THE PROFANE ebook is on sale for just 99 cents from now until November 1st!
Let's get this spooky season rolling! 🙂
www.amazon.com/Embracing-Pr...
Let's get this spooky season rolling! 🙂
www.amazon.com/Embracing-Pr...
Bridgett humor. 🎶🎵🎶
October 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Bridgett humor. 🎶🎵🎶
I've rubbed a hair mask into my hair, and it's all sticky and gooey, piled under a plastic cap. I have the salmon sperm eye patches under my eyes. And I've upped my game to include a caffeinated salmon sperm mask on my face.
Jeff is a lucky man.
Jeff is a lucky man.
October 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I've rubbed a hair mask into my hair, and it's all sticky and gooey, piled under a plastic cap. I have the salmon sperm eye patches under my eyes. And I've upped my game to include a caffeinated salmon sperm mask on my face.
Jeff is a lucky man.
Jeff is a lucky man.
Jeff just did something amazing for me! I won't spoil the surprise, because I'm sure he'll want to share, but I'm on cloud 9 right now! 💚🥰
October 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Jeff just did something amazing for me! I won't spoil the surprise, because I'm sure he'll want to share, but I'm on cloud 9 right now! 💚🥰
Bridgett: Geez, babe, what did you hit?
Jeff, looking at the purple splatter: A fairy?
#LifeWithJeff
Jeff, looking at the purple splatter: A fairy?
#LifeWithJeff
October 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Bridgett: Geez, babe, what did you hit?
Jeff, looking at the purple splatter: A fairy?
#LifeWithJeff
Jeff, looking at the purple splatter: A fairy?
#LifeWithJeff
Saw Bone(r) Lake last night! I loved it.
October 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Saw Bone(r) Lake last night! I loved it.
Doug returned the Seahawks beanie I'd accidentally left at his house when I moved out. I was happy to have it.
Then I saw this...
Sal's hair.
And I cried like a baby. 💔
Then I saw this...
Sal's hair.
And I cried like a baby. 💔
October 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Doug returned the Seahawks beanie I'd accidentally left at his house when I moved out. I was happy to have it.
Then I saw this...
Sal's hair.
And I cried like a baby. 💔
Then I saw this...
Sal's hair.
And I cried like a baby. 💔
Last night…
Bridgett: Should I get this shirt for you? (Shows him a “Proud parent of a gay cat” tee.)
Jeff: We both know Chaos is more of an incel.
Chaos:
Bridgett: Should I get this shirt for you? (Shows him a “Proud parent of a gay cat” tee.)
Jeff: We both know Chaos is more of an incel.
Chaos:
October 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Last night…
Bridgett: Should I get this shirt for you? (Shows him a “Proud parent of a gay cat” tee.)
Jeff: We both know Chaos is more of an incel.
Chaos:
Bridgett: Should I get this shirt for you? (Shows him a “Proud parent of a gay cat” tee.)
Jeff: We both know Chaos is more of an incel.
Chaos:
West Virginia's country roads will probably go all Wrong Turn on his butt.
But hey...I'm home! 💙💛⛰️💛💙
But hey...I'm home! 💙💛⛰️💛💙
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
West Virginia's country roads will probably go all Wrong Turn on his butt.
But hey...I'm home! 💙💛⛰️💛💙
But hey...I'm home! 💙💛⛰️💛💙
I slept poorly last night. When I did sleep, I dreamed about this little nugget...my Bodhi. Unforunately, they weren't good dreams. We were in the woods, cold and hungry, and I was trying to find him food and warmth and was cuddling him...and it was just sad.
I miss him so much and want him back. 💔
I miss him so much and want him back. 💔
October 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I slept poorly last night. When I did sleep, I dreamed about this little nugget...my Bodhi. Unforunately, they weren't good dreams. We were in the woods, cold and hungry, and I was trying to find him food and warmth and was cuddling him...and it was just sad.
I miss him so much and want him back. 💔
I miss him so much and want him back. 💔
I just had to add micropenis to my Word dictionary. It wanted to make it two words. 🙄
October 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I just had to add micropenis to my Word dictionary. It wanted to make it two words. 🙄
Today is National Boyfriend Day, so I thought I'd take a minute and talk about mine.
1. He once faced down a bear and came out on top.
2. He's a glorious, unapologetic bed hog.
3. He puts the 'and' in Strand.
I sure love him and his dimples. Here's to you, Jeffy!
@jeffstrand.bsky.social
1. He once faced down a bear and came out on top.
2. He's a glorious, unapologetic bed hog.
3. He puts the 'and' in Strand.
I sure love him and his dimples. Here's to you, Jeffy!
@jeffstrand.bsky.social
October 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Today is National Boyfriend Day, so I thought I'd take a minute and talk about mine.
1. He once faced down a bear and came out on top.
2. He's a glorious, unapologetic bed hog.
3. He puts the 'and' in Strand.
I sure love him and his dimples. Here's to you, Jeffy!
@jeffstrand.bsky.social
1. He once faced down a bear and came out on top.
2. He's a glorious, unapologetic bed hog.
3. He puts the 'and' in Strand.
I sure love him and his dimples. Here's to you, Jeffy!
@jeffstrand.bsky.social
Two years ago today. Our Baby Sal. I loved that sweet face so much. 💔
September 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Two years ago today. Our Baby Sal. I loved that sweet face so much. 💔
I guess this is why I wasn't raptured...damn TikTok followers.
September 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I guess this is why I wasn't raptured...damn TikTok followers.
Bodhi Mortimer (2009 - 2024)
Sal Gallagher (2019 - 2025)
Harlow Audrey (2010 - 2025)
💔🐾💔🐾💔
Sal Gallagher (2019 - 2025)
Harlow Audrey (2010 - 2025)
💔🐾💔🐾💔
September 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Bodhi Mortimer (2009 - 2024)
Sal Gallagher (2019 - 2025)
Harlow Audrey (2010 - 2025)
💔🐾💔🐾💔
Sal Gallagher (2019 - 2025)
Harlow Audrey (2010 - 2025)
💔🐾💔🐾💔