Bruce_NP🐷🩲_lover
@brieflybruce.bsky.social
Living in the 808. Married Chihuahua dad. Chillin with my three furry kids. 🐶🐕🐕🦺🌴☀️🏝️ #silver #otter #nastypig
Pinned
Waistband Wednesday: fly open, waistband logo visible #briefs #wednesday #openfly #luckyjeans #nastypig
Finished reading this too quickly. It was supposed to be my holiday reading. Ryan Gosling is playing the lead. Movie is scheduled for March ‘26. #ryangosling #sciencefiction #space #hailmary
December 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Finished reading this too quickly. It was supposed to be my holiday reading. Ryan Gosling is playing the lead. Movie is scheduled for March ‘26. #ryangosling #sciencefiction #space #hailmary
Waistband Wednesday. Button fly peeled open to expose my Aussies. #wednesday #briefs #waistband #aussiebum
December 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Waistband Wednesday. Button fly peeled open to expose my Aussies. #wednesday #briefs #waistband #aussiebum
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Why wait for tighty whities for presents when you can become the present? This nerd knows what’s up and that’s a reminder that you nerds and studs need tighty whities as part of your Christmas presents. 😊🥰 #tightywhities #whitebriefs
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December 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Why wait for tighty whities for presents when you can become the present? This nerd knows what’s up and that’s a reminder that you nerds and studs need tighty whities as part of your Christmas presents. 😊🥰 #tightywhities #whitebriefs
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Finishing the month. Finishing the year. Monochrome Monday briefs. Nearly recovered and rebuilding my strength to start morning runs again. #mcm #monochrome #briefs #bulge #vpl
December 22, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Finishing the month. Finishing the year. Monochrome Monday briefs. Nearly recovered and rebuilding my strength to start morning runs again. #mcm #monochrome #briefs #bulge #vpl
Night 8:
I’m sure mine is the last post. USA’s day starts in Guam and ends in Hawai’i #hanukkah #menorah #matzosoup
I’m sure mine is the last post. USA’s day starts in Guam and ends in Hawai’i #hanukkah #menorah #matzosoup
December 22, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Night 8:
I’m sure mine is the last post. USA’s day starts in Guam and ends in Hawai’i #hanukkah #menorah #matzosoup
I’m sure mine is the last post. USA’s day starts in Guam and ends in Hawai’i #hanukkah #menorah #matzosoup
One of my girl’s in heat. This himbo runs around at half chub spraying the walls and still hasn’t figured out how to get it in after three years. If he misses the next heat, he will say goodbye to his little friends and I’ll go back to the breeder for a smarter little boy.
December 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
One of my girl’s in heat. This himbo runs around at half chub spraying the walls and still hasn’t figured out how to get it in after three years. If he misses the next heat, he will say goodbye to his little friends and I’ll go back to the breeder for a smarter little boy.
Text from mother in law: “Happy Hanukkah day!” (Eyes rolling - caught by spouse) I was cautioned about my reply because I should be glad that my MIL acknowledged my “Jewish thing”. (Eyes still rolling)
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December 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Text from mother in law: “Happy Hanukkah day!” (Eyes rolling - caught by spouse) I was cautioned about my reply because I should be glad that my MIL acknowledged my “Jewish thing”. (Eyes still rolling)
WASH YOUR FEET!!! So many posts of gorgeous guys with filthy feet. Not in my bed. That’s the first thing we’ll take care of.
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December 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
WASH YOUR FEET!!! So many posts of gorgeous guys with filthy feet. Not in my bed. That’s the first thing we’ll take care of.
Binging while on the mend from surgery. Can’t believe I hadn’t come across Cucumber and Banana before now.
December 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Binging while on the mend from surgery. Can’t believe I hadn’t come across Cucumber and Banana before now.
Your mouth smells like you’ve just eaten a poo. So why am I letting you kiss me?
December 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Your mouth smells like you’ve just eaten a poo. So why am I letting you kiss me?
Waistband Wednesday: fly open, waistband logo visible #briefs #wednesday #openfly #luckyjeans #nastypig
December 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Waistband Wednesday: fly open, waistband logo visible #briefs #wednesday #openfly #luckyjeans #nastypig
Favorite Hanukkah song: Six13 Chanukah. I sing this anytime I watch a Star Wars movie (and get slapped). People’s reaction: I didn’t know there were lyrics.
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Six13 - A Star Wars Chanukah
YouTube video by Six13
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December 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Favorite Hanukkah song: Six13 Chanukah. I sing this anytime I watch a Star Wars movie (and get slapped). People’s reaction: I didn’t know there were lyrics.
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Chag sameach - night 2
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December 16, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Chag sameach - night 2
Small things. Putting the rings back on after getting back from surgery.
December 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Small things. Putting the rings back on after getting back from surgery.
Look of betrayal. Chihuahuas produce tears when they’re anxious or upset. Had to trust my babies to someone else to take them to the groomer. This little girl came back with tears streaming and hasn’t stopped glaring at me. Bad doggy daddy.
December 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Look of betrayal. Chihuahuas produce tears when they’re anxious or upset. Had to trust my babies to someone else to take them to the groomer. This little girl came back with tears streaming and hasn’t stopped glaring at me. Bad doggy daddy.
And here I was thinking that the piercing pain near my ball sack was pressure on my incision. Realizing it’s the tape over my fuzz holding the gauze it place. Bracing myself to rip it off.😖
December 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
And here I was thinking that the piercing pain near my ball sack was pressure on my incision. Realizing it’s the tape over my fuzz holding the gauze it place. Bracing myself to rip it off.😖
The water keeps running. Just about to yell at my spouse, “How long are you going to be in that shower?!?” And realizing it’s been raining. 😬
December 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The water keeps running. Just about to yell at my spouse, “How long are you going to be in that shower?!?” And realizing it’s been raining. 😬
There’s a special hell for all you lads who’ve been getting me hard with your posts tempting my incisions to pop (and tempting me to wank).🥵
December 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
There’s a special hell for all you lads who’ve been getting me hard with your posts tempting my incisions to pop (and tempting me to wank).🥵
Pre-surgical. Going to be a couple weeks before I have a bulge larger than my bandage pack.
December 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Pre-surgical. Going to be a couple weeks before I have a bulge larger than my bandage pack.
RANT: really tired of the double standard here. Pet owners can let their asshole cats roam the neighborhood. Groomer is coming in a couple hours but had to wash sticky cat shit off my dog who ran through it while going out into MY fenced yard to do her business.
December 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
RANT: really tired of the double standard here. Pet owners can let their asshole cats roam the neighborhood. Groomer is coming in a couple hours but had to wash sticky cat shit off my dog who ran through it while going out into MY fenced yard to do her business.
Day two. Same underpants. Not allowed to shower for 48 hours so I’d rather not break out a fresh pair to cover my dirty bits.
December 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Day two. Same underpants. Not allowed to shower for 48 hours so I’d rather not break out a fresh pair to cover my dirty bits.