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bits of other people talking in public; posted as heard, without context, and no promise of a complete sentence
i have never drowned
June 15, 2024 at 6:28 PM
you wanna hit a line here
May 19, 2024 at 11:07 PM
i didn’t even know netflix could like.. show that stuff
May 19, 2024 at 8:30 PM
you take one of those mr. clean magic erasers,
May 19, 2024 at 8:29 PM
i’m all ears. how many ears is that
May 13, 2024 at 11:16 PM
you go first this time
May 12, 2024 at 9:33 PM
it’s as good as it’s ever gonna be at this point
May 10, 2024 at 9:29 PM
you know you can’t keep it so at least get pictures
May 10, 2024 at 1:50 AM
susan, how’s it going, did you shit the bed?
May 9, 2024 at 3:51 PM
open your body up, listen to the ball
May 8, 2024 at 11:59 PM
let’s go! let’s try to remember what we did today
May 8, 2024 at 11:44 PM
i said it’s messing with my feng shui so we’re putting the tree there
May 8, 2024 at 11:28 PM