BrieStealer
@briestealer.bsky.social
🇧🇷 I'm kind of a small deal.
You're just 548lbs away from the first prize
December 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
You're just 548lbs away from the first prize
So yoah zayin zeh eez a chanze…
Hon hon hon, baguette
Hon hon hon, baguette
December 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
So yoah zayin zeh eez a chanze…
Hon hon hon, baguette
Hon hon hon, baguette
If it were up to me
December 11, 2025 at 6:22 AM
If it were up to me
It zeems je kennotuh compete wheev zis guyieh
December 11, 2025 at 6:18 AM
It zeems je kennotuh compete wheev zis guyieh
She got that Aunt Fanny build
December 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
She got that Aunt Fanny build
This is giving "my boobs can sense the weather"
December 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This is giving "my boobs can sense the weather"
Hmm it's hard to visualize your situation...
Maybe if we could get, I don't know, a picture... or twelve, I think it would make it a lot easier 👀
Maybe if we could get, I don't know, a picture... or twelve, I think it would make it a lot easier 👀
December 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Hmm it's hard to visualize your situation...
Maybe if we could get, I don't know, a picture... or twelve, I think it would make it a lot easier 👀
Maybe if we could get, I don't know, a picture... or twelve, I think it would make it a lot easier 👀
You're a tycoon and your empire is your own body
Expand the business
Expand the business
December 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
You're a tycoon and your empire is your own body
Expand the business
Expand the business
I know it can be terrifying at first, but what I’ve learned is that letting someone you trust and knows what they’re doing handle it for you those first few times not only starts you off on the right foot, but also helps you learn the process way better than just fumbling through trial and error
December 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I know it can be terrifying at first, but what I’ve learned is that letting someone you trust and knows what they’re doing handle it for you those first few times not only starts you off on the right foot, but also helps you learn the process way better than just fumbling through trial and error
Good damn that is one chubby thumb 😮💨
December 8, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Good damn that is one chubby thumb 😮💨
She's an icon, she's a legend, she is the moment
December 8, 2025 at 6:40 AM
She's an icon, she's a legend, she is the moment
Sink deeper I beg of you
December 8, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Sink deeper I beg of you
Happy birthday fellow rodent
May your weight go higher and your belly hang lower
May your weight go higher and your belly hang lower
December 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Happy birthday fellow rodent
May your weight go higher and your belly hang lower
May your weight go higher and your belly hang lower
Softer is obligatory
December 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Softer is obligatory
As the prophecy foretold
✋🐭
✋🐭
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
As the prophecy foretold
✋🐭
✋🐭
Remember to draw your camel with two humps on its back, otherwise it's a dromedary
December 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Remember to draw your camel with two humps on its back, otherwise it's a dromedary
Get so fat when someone asks what do you have between your legs you just answer
"more fat"
"more fat"
December 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Get so fat when someone asks what do you have between your legs you just answer
"more fat"
"more fat"
They don't make shirts in Macy's-Parade-Float-size yet
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
They don't make shirts in Macy's-Parade-Float-size yet
Ah yes, the three genders
Male, female and blob
Male, female and blob
December 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Ah yes, the three genders
Male, female and blob
Male, female and blob
He's been building this body since 329 AD
December 4, 2025 at 6:49 AM
He's been building this body since 329 AD
And yet you couldn't
The belly cannot be encompassed
The belly cannot be encompassed
December 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
And yet you couldn't
The belly cannot be encompassed
The belly cannot be encompassed