Monroe
@briggybeurreblanc.bsky.social
You guys ever make it 3 days sober, pretty cool of me
December 17, 2025 at 1:37 AM
You guys ever make it 3 days sober, pretty cool of me
You ever get so drunk you iMessage your therapist
December 10, 2025 at 9:19 AM
You ever get so drunk you iMessage your therapist
Independent restaurants are probably just as in need as they were during the COVID lockdown. If not more.
December 9, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Independent restaurants are probably just as in need as they were during the COVID lockdown. If not more.
I hope they play the Glasgow reel into tell me ma at my funeral
December 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I hope they play the Glasgow reel into tell me ma at my funeral
Well guys I’m not bleeding yet but I’m fairly certain sometime within the next 10 hours I will be going to the ER for a ruptured ovarian cyst. Wish me luck.
December 1, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Well guys I’m not bleeding yet but I’m fairly certain sometime within the next 10 hours I will be going to the ER for a ruptured ovarian cyst. Wish me luck.
Sent a grief care package of personal books, it got sent back to me two weeks later.
November 21, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Sent a grief care package of personal books, it got sent back to me two weeks later.
Might fuck around and finally figure out a Halloween costume (it’s November 6)
November 6, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Might fuck around and finally figure out a Halloween costume (it’s November 6)
A haunted house but it’s every friend I’ve told I have feelings for and then we stopped being friends
November 1, 2025 at 3:31 AM
A haunted house but it’s every friend I’ve told I have feelings for and then we stopped being friends
The urge to internet stalk my ex, but I’m blocked and not crazy enough to make a burner account
October 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The urge to internet stalk my ex, but I’m blocked and not crazy enough to make a burner account
I’m watching girls for the first time, Hannah reminds me so much of my ex and it’s giving me the ick and I have second hand embarrassment but for myself?
October 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I’m watching girls for the first time, Hannah reminds me so much of my ex and it’s giving me the ick and I have second hand embarrassment but for myself?
Think I’m gonna get real unhinged and cringe with the emojis as the world (us empire falls) ends 🙂↔️🤪👹🚶➡️🧎🦭🥊
October 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Think I’m gonna get real unhinged and cringe with the emojis as the world (us empire falls) ends 🙂↔️🤪👹🚶➡️🧎🦭🥊
I’ll cry right here rn, I stg
October 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I’ll cry right here rn, I stg
If there’s a guy fieri funko pop, send it to me.
October 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
If there’s a guy fieri funko pop, send it to me.
It’s crazy how my algorithms know I want to drink again. Because instagram will feed me ads for booze but TikTok will show me 32 videos in a row of sobriety advice and pros and cons of different programs
October 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
It’s crazy how my algorithms know I want to drink again. Because instagram will feed me ads for booze but TikTok will show me 32 videos in a row of sobriety advice and pros and cons of different programs
The urge to drink is high, but I shan’t
October 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The urge to drink is high, but I shan’t
I am the only person I know who can drink a Red Bull and then tuck in for a nap
October 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I am the only person I know who can drink a Red Bull and then tuck in for a nap
Accidentally skipped my anxiety meds so much that I went through withdrawals and now I’m taking them again and having all those initial side effects. Very silly of me, oopsie
October 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Accidentally skipped my anxiety meds so much that I went through withdrawals and now I’m taking them again and having all those initial side effects. Very silly of me, oopsie
When I first broke up with my ex and we were still living and driving to work together they would always play “my kink is karma” and I never said anything I always just kinda chuckled in my head about it. I’m now doing all the things I wanted to end the relationship for. And they’re in a new one.
October 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
When I first broke up with my ex and we were still living and driving to work together they would always play “my kink is karma” and I never said anything I always just kinda chuckled in my head about it. I’m now doing all the things I wanted to end the relationship for. And they’re in a new one.
I love having a little crush
September 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I love having a little crush
Non binaries want 2 things, pink hair and a sultán piping tip
September 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Non binaries want 2 things, pink hair and a sultán piping tip
If I was still talking to my ex I’d tell them the national library of Ireland is hiring and they should consider it
September 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
If I was still talking to my ex I’d tell them the national library of Ireland is hiring and they should consider it
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The real recession indicator is hotdogs making a massive comeback
September 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The real recession indicator is hotdogs making a massive comeback
I’m gonna start collecting bratz babies the way yall collect sonny angels and labubus
September 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I’m gonna start collecting bratz babies the way yall collect sonny angels and labubus
I want the bratz™️ perfume and I want to start collecting the doll again. I loved them so much more than Barbie’s but my dad thought they were slurts so I shamed myself out of liking them. I honestly think Bratz dolls were my gay awakening.
September 24, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I want the bratz™️ perfume and I want to start collecting the doll again. I loved them so much more than Barbie’s but my dad thought they were slurts so I shamed myself out of liking them. I honestly think Bratz dolls were my gay awakening.
The insomnia is so back baby (I’ve been really bad about taking my meds the last month)
September 4, 2025 at 6:56 AM
The insomnia is so back baby (I’ve been really bad about taking my meds the last month)