What do you mean “most deserving girl” when someone gets engaged? That feels like a weird thing to say

God may I never be one of the people who call the bank and word vomit my entire life to someone who does not care

so proud of him

Beauty in black is one of the best shows I have watched in a while. WOW just wow really I’m speechless

Can’t use my phone at work anymore… have to hide to have screen time. Tough life.

Commenting on someone else’s body is genuinely so weird & immature at any age. Shut up forever.

I like to think that in an alternate universe we are all chicken nuggets and all we do is smile, smell flowers and there are no such thing as taxes