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I won a free spin on Temu and it said I got 6 free gifts and I selected them, then it said spin to mega multiply the gifts and then I did that and then it showed me 6 golden eggs and said I won more stuff and I said hey wait a second, golden eggs in this eggconomy? Yea right temu
March 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I won a free spin on Temu and it said I got 6 free gifts and I selected them, then it said spin to mega multiply the gifts and then I did that and then it showed me 6 golden eggs and said I won more stuff and I said hey wait a second, golden eggs in this eggconomy? Yea right temu
I’ve put a lot of thought in this over the last 24 hours and have come to the conclusion I’m just too lazy to update my kitchen clock — I’m staying in the past.
March 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I’ve put a lot of thought in this over the last 24 hours and have come to the conclusion I’m just too lazy to update my kitchen clock — I’m staying in the past.
Just joined! Fresh out of training!
March 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Just joined! Fresh out of training!