Paul Brislen
@brislen.nz
Kiwi telco guy. No I don’t know how that happened either.
I shall bind him to me, with promises. 🇳🇿🏴
Cymro o ddewis (Welsh by choice)
"We consider that Mr Brislen is an authoritative source." (BSA decision, March 2020)
Aotearoa he/him
I shall bind him to me, with promises. 🇳🇿🏴
Cymro o ddewis (Welsh by choice)
"We consider that Mr Brislen is an authoritative source." (BSA decision, March 2020)
Aotearoa he/him
If you see this, post an archer.
January 12, 2026 at 7:16 AM
If you see this, post an archer.
January 10, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I don’t think we should have ceded control quite so quickly and without so much as a fight.
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I don’t think we should have ceded control quite so quickly and without so much as a fight.
Happy 20th anniversary to Jane and the Dragon, a favourite of mine when the kids were little.
Gonne too soone.
There once was a lady in waiting…#
Gonne too soone.
There once was a lady in waiting…#
January 8, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Happy 20th anniversary to Jane and the Dragon, a favourite of mine when the kids were little.
Gonne too soone.
There once was a lady in waiting…#
Gonne too soone.
There once was a lady in waiting…#
Eldest daughter deployed a rapid deceleration technique on a rope swing of their own design.
It’s a work in progress.
It’s a work in progress.
January 5, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Eldest daughter deployed a rapid deceleration technique on a rope swing of their own design.
It’s a work in progress.
It’s a work in progress.
There is only one.
The truth has got its boots on.
The truth has got its boots on.
January 2, 2026 at 2:52 AM
There is only one.
The truth has got its boots on.
The truth has got its boots on.
WTF, Merriam?! I thought we were friends.
January 1, 2026 at 7:24 PM
WTF, Merriam?! I thought we were friends.
Yeah, OK Tamaki Makaurau.
You’re pretty pretty.
You’re pretty pretty.
December 31, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Yeah, OK Tamaki Makaurau.
You’re pretty pretty.
You’re pretty pretty.
Any idea how to get this light bulb out so I can replace it without pulling the whole thing out of the ceiling?
December 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Any idea how to get this light bulb out so I can replace it without pulling the whole thing out of the ceiling?
OK, Tāmaki Makaurau, the hornet army is on the march. Time to saddle up, cut up some bottles and trap the little bastards before they do any more damage.
MPI has bumped up the zone so if you're inside that purple line it's time to get busy.
More info here: www.mpi.govt.nz/news/media-r...
MPI has bumped up the zone so if you're inside that purple line it's time to get busy.
More info here: www.mpi.govt.nz/news/media-r...
December 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
OK, Tāmaki Makaurau, the hornet army is on the march. Time to saddle up, cut up some bottles and trap the little bastards before they do any more damage.
MPI has bumped up the zone so if you're inside that purple line it's time to get busy.
More info here: www.mpi.govt.nz/news/media-r...
MPI has bumped up the zone so if you're inside that purple line it's time to get busy.
More info here: www.mpi.govt.nz/news/media-r...
We get stray cats. My cousin just sent me this.
December 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
We get stray cats. My cousin just sent me this.
Possibly my most favourite part of this engagement is the disclaimer at the bottom which reads: "Google AI support may provide inaccurate results."
Remember when Google was good at search?
Remember when Google was good at search?
December 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Possibly my most favourite part of this engagement is the disclaimer at the bottom which reads: "Google AI support may provide inaccurate results."
Remember when Google was good at search?
Remember when Google was good at search?
hahaha, google. That's a shit answer.
December 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
hahaha, google. That's a shit answer.
She’s been hiding for a while but look what I found in my dressing gown.
December 7, 2025 at 8:48 AM
She’s been hiding for a while but look what I found in my dressing gown.
Six cats later (all treated, some spayed, one or two did not make it back) we have caught the mother cat.
December 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Six cats later (all treated, some spayed, one or two did not make it back) we have caught the mother cat.
What…. What are we selling here?
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
What…. What are we selling here?
She seems … well fed. I am worried.
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 AM
She seems … well fed. I am worried.
Crap. I was only gone for a second.
December 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Crap. I was only gone for a second.
Found this in my bed last night. Have redeployed ready to fend off any door knockers.
December 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Found this in my bed last night. Have redeployed ready to fend off any door knockers.