Cameron Hillyard
@britishboyoc.bsky.social
I was born in England, but I currently live in South Park.
Someone nicked my fucking ladder!
December 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Someone nicked my fucking ladder!
That little tart gave me the elbow!
December 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
That little tart gave me the elbow!
I’ve got butterflies in my stomach.
December 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I’ve got butterflies in my stomach.
I think Mercedes likes me!
December 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I think Mercedes likes me!
Why didn’t anyone tell me about Raisins? I fucking love it here!
December 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Why didn’t anyone tell me about Raisins? I fucking love it here!
// I’m deleting this account.
December 18, 2025 at 10:57 AM
// I’m deleting this account.
Does Clyde wanna perform a duet with me tomorrow?
December 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Does Clyde wanna perform a duet with me tomorrow?
What are you two berks doing, playing in the toilet? Pair of prannies!
December 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
What are you two berks doing, playing in the toilet? Pair of prannies!
How did a gorgeous bit of crumpet like Mrs. Cartman give birth to such a vile creature?
December 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
How did a gorgeous bit of crumpet like Mrs. Cartman give birth to such a vile creature?
I think I know who I’m dreaming about tonight.
December 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I think I know who I’m dreaming about tonight.
Eric Cartman’s mum is fit as fuck!
December 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Eric Cartman’s mum is fit as fuck!
// I thought I lost Tweek.
December 15, 2025 at 9:58 AM
// I thought I lost Tweek.
I don’t need any bloody technical support! 🙄
December 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I don’t need any bloody technical support! 🙄
Chucky’s broke again! This is bloody ridiculous!
December 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Chucky’s broke again! This is bloody ridiculous!
[in disbelief] Fuck me up the shitepipe!
December 14, 2025 at 1:22 AM
[in disbelief] Fuck me up the shitepipe!
I can understand why some people don’t like eating sea urchin. I think they’re put off by the fact that it feeds through its arse.
December 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I can understand why some people don’t like eating sea urchin. I think they’re put off by the fact that it feeds through its arse.
I’m from bloody Cambridgeshire, I am.
December 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I’m from bloody Cambridgeshire, I am.
I lost my dolphin.
December 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I lost my dolphin.
Fancy a choc ice?
December 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Fancy a choc ice?
I’m not a cake person. If that makes me weird, then so be it. I don’t care.
December 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I’m not a cake person. If that makes me weird, then so be it. I don’t care.
A girl wolf whistled at me.
December 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
A girl wolf whistled at me.
A croc and a gator are not the same thing!
December 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
A croc and a gator are not the same thing!
We could sell Mad Paddington for a million quid!
December 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
We could sell Mad Paddington for a million quid!
Who are you?! Where am I?! What the hell is this place?!
December 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Who are you?! Where am I?! What the hell is this place?!