TheBritishCosmonaut
@britishcosmonaut.bsky.social
Author of two Sherlock Holmes books, plus stories about a magical cat named Roderick. Ex HM Forces/HMG, but we don't talk about that, do we? Into Books, Film, Music, Tech - Espionage/Cold War. Huge Elvis fan. Living near the Sussex coast.
My favourite ever Bond car, plus TD was a dead-ringer for a UK-SIS (Mi6) lad I met on a survival course. This guy was a Londoner, but could have been Dalton's twin... I was actually at this photo shoot in Brighton.
December 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
My favourite ever Bond car, plus TD was a dead-ringer for a UK-SIS (Mi6) lad I met on a survival course. This guy was a Londoner, but could have been Dalton's twin... I was actually at this photo shoot in Brighton.
I'm British, but if my favourite ever Politician was in those files? I'd want them in prison or deceased. MAGA seem to obsess over Clinton... which is weird, to say the least.
December 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I'm British, but if my favourite ever Politician was in those files? I'd want them in prison or deceased. MAGA seem to obsess over Clinton... which is weird, to say the least.
I have a bit of a problem in that unless I have at least one book to read after my current read? I panic. It's actual panic, low-key, but nagging.
December 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I have a bit of a problem in that unless I have at least one book to read after my current read? I panic. It's actual panic, low-key, but nagging.
If we just let Ukraine into NATO, it would be over. I could be wrong, if so? List all the non-NATO member states Putin's invaded. ;)
December 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
If we just let Ukraine into NATO, it would be over. I could be wrong, if so? List all the non-NATO member states Putin's invaded. ;)
I've said it for years; every time a bank's ATMs go down, or a power station catches fire and airport systems fail, it's not always Russia's GRU teams. BUT... increasingly it is. People have no clue, do they? Full Spectrum Hybrid Warfare, right here, today, every day.
December 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I've said it for years; every time a bank's ATMs go down, or a power station catches fire and airport systems fail, it's not always Russia's GRU teams. BUT... increasingly it is. People have no clue, do they? Full Spectrum Hybrid Warfare, right here, today, every day.
A Russian sub/support vessel went through the English channel recently, but this shows the power of Open Source intelligence. And I'm following you (On BSky at least) as I'd never heard of this story before. Thank You Janosch!
December 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
A Russian sub/support vessel went through the English channel recently, but this shows the power of Open Source intelligence. And I'm following you (On BSky at least) as I'd never heard of this story before. Thank You Janosch!
Every single reporter MUST know that the Epstein files have been on archive.org all along, surely? Their complicity is VILE.
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December 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Every single reporter MUST know that the Epstein files have been on archive.org all along, surely? Their complicity is VILE.
And the original of this photo got me in trouble on Social Media. Oddly, when I photoshopped a chemical cloud at our version of Fort Detrick? I was fine. Go figure, eh?
December 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
And the original of this photo got me in trouble on Social Media. Oddly, when I photoshopped a chemical cloud at our version of Fort Detrick? I was fine. Go figure, eh?
Kompromat. People like him and Jimmy Savile (Dead UK fiddler) get close to rich, powerful perverts and make sure they can manipulate them. I was once held for hours for taking a photo in a canteen in a UK Government Building.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Kompromat. People like him and Jimmy Savile (Dead UK fiddler) get close to rich, powerful perverts and make sure they can manipulate them. I was once held for hours for taking a photo in a canteen in a UK Government Building.
UK-SIS has them; with sensors that know what each person should weigh, cameras etc - if they don't like you, they stay closed for the guards to come and fuck your day. Creepy!
December 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
UK-SIS has them; with sensors that know what each person should weigh, cameras etc - if they don't like you, they stay closed for the guards to come and fuck your day. Creepy!
We have them here; UK-SIS (Mi6 to everyone) has them at Vauxhall Cross - the famous 'James Bond' ziggurat building. They know what you should weigh, they have systems to warn the guards if it's not you. Scary!
December 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
We have them here; UK-SIS (Mi6 to everyone) has them at Vauxhall Cross - the famous 'James Bond' ziggurat building. They know what you should weigh, they have systems to warn the guards if it's not you. Scary!
I've been away from Writing for ages; I always open it up in LibreOffice, read from the start and take a day or two to get back into it - or it's impossible for me to add to it without ruining it all. Glad you're well; stay so!
December 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I've been away from Writing for ages; I always open it up in LibreOffice, read from the start and take a day or two to get back into it - or it's impossible for me to add to it without ruining it all. Glad you're well; stay so!
Depends on your yardstick. If you can bear the face in the mirror? You've done better than I have. All I see is the 58yr old remnant of a kid that took the wrong turn and took the Queen's shilling (it was £1 and the tight cunts rinsed it back for the haircut) Not slept well in decades.
December 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Depends on your yardstick. If you can bear the face in the mirror? You've done better than I have. All I see is the 58yr old remnant of a kid that took the wrong turn and took the Queen's shilling (it was £1 and the tight cunts rinsed it back for the haircut) Not slept well in decades.
Sorry for this, but this is a garroting, 100%. You can see where it was re-applied as he fought for his shitty Life. I wish I didn't know this, but it's unmistakable.
December 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Sorry for this, but this is a garroting, 100%. You can see where it was re-applied as he fought for his shitty Life. I wish I didn't know this, but it's unmistakable.
Fuck me; I took Latin at five and all I can remember is the trinclinium was the couchy-room where people chilled out.
December 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Fuck me; I took Latin at five and all I can remember is the trinclinium was the couchy-room where people chilled out.
After you interrogate him and get everything he knows. You'll need two cigars; one to offer him and one to use on his septum/ear lobe. I don't claim to be nice - but I can get ANYONE to tell me their secrets in a short period of time.
December 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
After you interrogate him and get everything he knows. You'll need two cigars; one to offer him and one to use on his septum/ear lobe. I don't claim to be nice - but I can get ANYONE to tell me their secrets in a short period of time.
And not the fun Pirates either.
December 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
And not the fun Pirates either.
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You might be onto something! 🧐🤔
December 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
You might be onto something! 🧐🤔
My family made the money in oil; Iran and Texas. And I ADORE my car. It screams down tunnels and there's a stereo. I would give it up rather than see one person murdered for the oil it uses. Also? I'd give up the music I love, the books I cling to, Writing them too... if it meant Trump was gone.
December 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
My family made the money in oil; Iran and Texas. And I ADORE my car. It screams down tunnels and there's a stereo. I would give it up rather than see one person murdered for the oil it uses. Also? I'd give up the music I love, the books I cling to, Writing them too... if it meant Trump was gone.
Yes; whatever you see when you shut your eyes and think either "Happiest Moment in Life" or something that made you despair. I'd suggest giving us the emotion either invokes, on the page. That or do a penguin.
December 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Yes; whatever you see when you shut your eyes and think either "Happiest Moment in Life" or something that made you despair. I'd suggest giving us the emotion either invokes, on the page. That or do a penguin.
If I have one pal that turns out to be a Paedo? I'll be surprised, sickened and angry. (Then I leave them with the Old Bill, i.e. the Police, looking like a shark had had a go...) Trump? How many of his circle does it take? The guy's a MASSIVE Kiddy Fiddler. And I hope he dies screaming.
December 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
If I have one pal that turns out to be a Paedo? I'll be surprised, sickened and angry. (Then I leave them with the Old Bill, i.e. the Police, looking like a shark had had a go...) Trump? How many of his circle does it take? The guy's a MASSIVE Kiddy Fiddler. And I hope he dies screaming.
Two more; 'Beachfront Prime Real Estate' - ok, that's four, but that's what this is about. Eradicating a whole country so rich cunts can sunbathe by the sea... it's hideous.
December 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Two more; 'Beachfront Prime Real Estate' - ok, that's four, but that's what this is about. Eradicating a whole country so rich cunts can sunbathe by the sea... it's hideous.
If my favourite polly-tician of all time turned out to be a Paedophile?* I'd want them either in prison or on fire. *Yes, 'Paedophile' - I'm English and we spell 'kiddy fiddler' that way.
December 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
If my favourite polly-tician of all time turned out to be a Paedophile?* I'd want them either in prison or on fire. *Yes, 'Paedophile' - I'm English and we spell 'kiddy fiddler' that way.
I hope she spends decades in solitary confinement in a 1 metre by 2 metre 'cell'. With three Motorhead tunes playing over each other on a loop at 90db. Next to storage cages for Trump's used diapers. In Arizona.
December 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I hope she spends decades in solitary confinement in a 1 metre by 2 metre 'cell'. With three Motorhead tunes playing over each other on a loop at 90db. Next to storage cages for Trump's used diapers. In Arizona.