Herbert Pocket
@britishgentleman.bsky.social
I was born and raised in England, but I currently live in South Park, Colorado. Oh, what a gay time we shall have, and I do mean gay as in festive.
Give me a kissy-wissy. [his husky licks him]
December 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Give me a kissy-wissy. [his husky licks him]
Alexa, play Rubber Soul by The Beatles.
[no response]
Alexa, play Rubber Soul by The Beatles!
[still no response]
Ah, bugger it, I’ll put the CD on.
[no response]
Alexa, play Rubber Soul by The Beatles!
[still no response]
Ah, bugger it, I’ll put the CD on.
December 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Alexa, play Rubber Soul by The Beatles.
[no response]
Alexa, play Rubber Soul by The Beatles!
[still no response]
Ah, bugger it, I’ll put the CD on.
[no response]
Alexa, play Rubber Soul by The Beatles!
[still no response]
Ah, bugger it, I’ll put the CD on.
Alright, alright! I’ll do it myself! Gawd blimey! 🙄
December 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Alright, alright! I’ll do it myself! Gawd blimey! 🙄
Oh, cobblers! 🙄😠
December 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Oh, cobblers! 🙄😠
I have 6 ticklish spots. Libby found all of them.
December 23, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I have 6 ticklish spots. Libby found all of them.
I want to marry Libby now! I can’t wait any longer!
December 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I want to marry Libby now! I can’t wait any longer!
I wonder what misery guts is doing for Christmas.
December 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I wonder what misery guts is doing for Christmas.
I’m taking Libby ice skating.
December 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I’m taking Libby ice skating.
Taking Libby out for a special birthday lunch.
December 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Taking Libby out for a special birthday lunch.
Happy birthday, my darling. I love you.
December 21, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Happy birthday, my darling. I love you.
[dances with Libby at the party]
December 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
[dances with Libby at the party]
Someone very special is having a birthday tomorrow!
December 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Someone very special is having a birthday tomorrow!
Christmas sausage.
December 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Christmas sausage.
What is Stan’s problem? That was a very rude welcome!
December 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
What is Stan’s problem? That was a very rude welcome!
I don’t seem to have any undergarments.
December 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I don’t seem to have any undergarments.
I’m going up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire. Nighty night!
December 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I’m going up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire. Nighty night!
I stand by what I said to PC Pillockface. I’m not apologising to him.
December 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I stand by what I said to PC Pillockface. I’m not apologising to him.
Libby is my wife-to-be.
December 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Libby is my wife-to-be.
Did I do good? Have I pleased you?
December 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Did I do good? Have I pleased you?
I don’t like punk rockers! I don’t like them!
December 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I don’t like punk rockers! I don’t like them!
Estella is here?
December 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Estella is here?
I’m ordering a Chinese takeaway. Crispy duck.
December 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I’m ordering a Chinese takeaway. Crispy duck.
Bloody drive belt!
December 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Bloody drive belt!