Arthur Kirkland
@britishkirkland.bsky.social
"You don’t know me! I’m the United Bloody Kingdom and I can hold my liquor better than you any day!"
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England hetalia rp account //
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"Well now… don’t be so formal! How ‘bout you call me England?"
// About the account \\
- 18+
- NSFW themes but never blatant NSFW
- serious // crack
- multishipper
- mun is very friendly i pwomise!!! 👉👈
// About the account \\
- 18+
- NSFW themes but never blatant NSFW
- serious // crack
- multishipper
- mun is very friendly i pwomise!!! 👉👈
what the fuck???? the italians get their stupid grandad back but i try and summon Mummy and cause a series of cataclysmic events in an alternate universe????
August 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
what the fuck???? the italians get their stupid grandad back but i try and summon Mummy and cause a series of cataclysmic events in an alternate universe????
// i miss my hutt river account he was so much fun to play
July 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
// i miss my hutt river account he was so much fun to play
// fruk is team rocket
July 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
// fruk is team rocket
Wimbledon? In this heat? Ha! Good luck with that, chaps.
July 12, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Wimbledon? In this heat? Ha! Good luck with that, chaps.
Why the FUCK is it 30° AT 11AM!?!??!?!?!?!??!
July 12, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Why the FUCK is it 30° AT 11AM!?!??!?!?!?!??!
// fun fact some hotels in spain actually ban british tourists because they have a habit of getting incredibly drunk, going to their hotel balcony and jumping off into the pool below.
July 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
// fun fact some hotels in spain actually ban british tourists because they have a habit of getting incredibly drunk, going to their hotel balcony and jumping off into the pool below.
// yes arthur is the type of man who goes "god i wish it was sunny" while its raining, "god wheres the bloody rain when you need it" when theres sun, and "fuck me i miss summer" during winter.
July 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
// yes arthur is the type of man who goes "god i wish it was sunny" while its raining, "god wheres the bloody rain when you need it" when theres sun, and "fuck me i miss summer" during winter.
Alfred, i have told you many times i do not care what you and Ivan get kinky with. Just don't tell me!
July 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Alfred, i have told you many times i do not care what you and Ivan get kinky with. Just don't tell me!
[He's in his boxers lying on the couch, several fans on, frozen peas on his stomach, windows, and doors wide open. British heatwaves are no joke, he's fucking roasting. If only he had air con or whatever Alfred keeps bragging about.]
July 11, 2025 at 10:57 AM
[He's in his boxers lying on the couch, several fans on, frozen peas on his stomach, windows, and doors wide open. British heatwaves are no joke, he's fucking roasting. If only he had air con or whatever Alfred keeps bragging about.]
Tsk.
[He's glaring at the bird on his shoulder.]
You are nothing but a cheap imitation of my lov–
[He chuckles]
Ha. Cheap. Like, cheep. Francis, did you hear my play on words?
[He's glaring at the bird on his shoulder.]
You are nothing but a cheap imitation of my lov–
[He chuckles]
Ha. Cheap. Like, cheep. Francis, did you hear my play on words?
July 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Tsk.
[He's glaring at the bird on his shoulder.]
You are nothing but a cheap imitation of my lov–
[He chuckles]
Ha. Cheap. Like, cheep. Francis, did you hear my play on words?
[He's glaring at the bird on his shoulder.]
You are nothing but a cheap imitation of my lov–
[He chuckles]
Ha. Cheap. Like, cheep. Francis, did you hear my play on words?
I'm sure Pierre is extremely opinionated. Considering he just called me a slur, i don't think i want to hear his opinions. Don't bring up gay marriage around him. I knew i had bad vibes from him!!
July 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I'm sure Pierre is extremely opinionated. Considering he just called me a slur, i don't think i want to hear his opinions. Don't bring up gay marriage around him. I knew i had bad vibes from him!!
Francis i could do the least sexy thing in existence and you'd still be obsessed with me.
July 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Francis i could do the least sexy thing in existence and you'd still be obsessed with me.
Ugh. Maybe. Okay? He doesn't deserve my friendship, he bites and he scratches!
[And Arthur flips him off and blows his tongue at him]
[And Arthur flips him off and blows his tongue at him]
July 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Ugh. Maybe. Okay? He doesn't deserve my friendship, he bites and he scratches!
[And Arthur flips him off and blows his tongue at him]
[And Arthur flips him off and blows his tongue at him]
Great even the bird is calling me a slur.
July 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Great even the bird is calling me a slur.
[He's scoffing before rolling his eyes.]
Whatever. Stupid bird... Must you do all that lovey dovey crap around me?
Whatever. Stupid bird... Must you do all that lovey dovey crap around me?
July 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
[He's scoffing before rolling his eyes.]
Whatever. Stupid bird... Must you do all that lovey dovey crap around me?
Whatever. Stupid bird... Must you do all that lovey dovey crap around me?
Pfft. I don't get jealous.
[He gets so jealous all the time even at the bird bro]
[He gets so jealous all the time even at the bird bro]
July 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Pfft. I don't get jealous.
[He gets so jealous all the time even at the bird bro]
[He gets so jealous all the time even at the bird bro]
[He laughs]
Alright, alright. I'll get us the cookies and read to you. Why don't you go get changed and pick out a story for me?
Alright, alright. I'll get us the cookies and read to you. Why don't you go get changed and pick out a story for me?
YEAH! COOKIES!!
[She's back to her normal boisterous self]
You should get some too! Then we can have cookies and read before bed.
[She's planning on delaying the bed part. She doesn't want to miss out on anything cool that might happen while she's asleep]
[She's back to her normal boisterous self]
You should get some too! Then we can have cookies and read before bed.
[She's planning on delaying the bed part. She doesn't want to miss out on anything cool that might happen while she's asleep]
for the night? I'll have the maids bring you up a few cookies, hm? How about that?
July 9, 2025 at 12:58 PM
[He laughs]
Alright, alright. I'll get us the cookies and read to you. Why don't you go get changed and pick out a story for me?
Alright, alright. I'll get us the cookies and read to you. Why don't you go get changed and pick out a story for me?
[Shit, she's making good points. He sighs.]
We'll see, okay? I can't make any promises. I just don't want to see you be mocked, love. People can so cruel...
[He cups her tiny cheeks and kisses her forehead softly]
But I will try and figure something out. For now, why don't you retire to bed
We'll see, okay? I can't make any promises. I just don't want to see you be mocked, love. People can so cruel...
[He cups her tiny cheeks and kisses her forehead softly]
But I will try and figure something out. For now, why don't you retire to bed
So if boys wore pants so they could be better at being outside, shouldn't I wear pants then? Nations like us don't stay inside much and my land is really wild! It's probably safer for me to wear pants! I'll get less ticks!
[This is making perfect sense to her]
...At least under the dress?
[This is making perfect sense to her]
...At least under the dress?
July 9, 2025 at 10:11 AM
[Shit, she's making good points. He sighs.]
We'll see, okay? I can't make any promises. I just don't want to see you be mocked, love. People can so cruel...
[He cups her tiny cheeks and kisses her forehead softly]
But I will try and figure something out. For now, why don't you retire to bed
We'll see, okay? I can't make any promises. I just don't want to see you be mocked, love. People can so cruel...
[He cups her tiny cheeks and kisses her forehead softly]
But I will try and figure something out. For now, why don't you retire to bed
[He smiles and gets more comfortable.]
Well, when i was a kid... We all wore the same stuff. Both girls AND boys. Eventually, it just became easier for boys to fight and hunt in pants, and in warfare, it covered them better for a better chance of survival. Meanwhile, the women had begun to wear
Well, when i was a kid... We all wore the same stuff. Both girls AND boys. Eventually, it just became easier for boys to fight and hunt in pants, and in warfare, it covered them better for a better chance of survival. Meanwhile, the women had begun to wear
...Can I ask you a question?
[She has a very serious face on. This may have been troubling her for a while now]
Why do girls have to wear dresses and why do boys have to wear pants? Why can't it be the other way? Uncle Alasdair doesn't wear pants
[She has a very serious face on. This may have been troubling her for a while now]
Why do girls have to wear dresses and why do boys have to wear pants? Why can't it be the other way? Uncle Alasdair doesn't wear pants
as if to threaten tickles.]
July 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
[He smiles and gets more comfortable.]
Well, when i was a kid... We all wore the same stuff. Both girls AND boys. Eventually, it just became easier for boys to fight and hunt in pants, and in warfare, it covered them better for a better chance of survival. Meanwhile, the women had begun to wear
Well, when i was a kid... We all wore the same stuff. Both girls AND boys. Eventually, it just became easier for boys to fight and hunt in pants, and in warfare, it covered them better for a better chance of survival. Meanwhile, the women had begun to wear
[He can tell immediately, he's sighing and tilting her head up.]
Hey. What's going on in there? Hmm?
[He gently GENTLY playfully "knocks" on her head.]
Knock knock? Is anyone in there? Come out come out wherever you are.... or else i'll have to get a secret weapon!!
[He's wiggling his fingers
Hey. What's going on in there? Hmm?
[He gently GENTLY playfully "knocks" on her head.]
Knock knock? Is anyone in there? Come out come out wherever you are.... or else i'll have to get a secret weapon!!
[He's wiggling his fingers
[Big frown. This super duper sucks]
Understood.
[She's not being wiggly anymore, in fact you could almost say she's sitting politely. It's because she's thinking too hard to misbehave]
Understood.
[She's not being wiggly anymore, in fact you could almost say she's sitting politely. It's because she's thinking too hard to misbehave]
Gh!– What did i tell you about catching wild animals!! It's dangerous and you can get seriously ill from them!!
[Lord save him he's about to have an aneurism.]
I will try and see if there are more options, okay? Maybe even if they can put pockets on the dresses, but it's not a promise. Understood?
[Lord save him he's about to have an aneurism.]
I will try and see if there are more options, okay? Maybe even if they can put pockets on the dresses, but it's not a promise. Understood?
July 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
[He can tell immediately, he's sighing and tilting her head up.]
Hey. What's going on in there? Hmm?
[He gently GENTLY playfully "knocks" on her head.]
Knock knock? Is anyone in there? Come out come out wherever you are.... or else i'll have to get a secret weapon!!
[He's wiggling his fingers
Hey. What's going on in there? Hmm?
[He gently GENTLY playfully "knocks" on her head.]
Knock knock? Is anyone in there? Come out come out wherever you are.... or else i'll have to get a secret weapon!!
[He's wiggling his fingers
Gh!– What did i tell you about catching wild animals!! It's dangerous and you can get seriously ill from them!!
[Lord save him he's about to have an aneurism.]
I will try and see if there are more options, okay? Maybe even if they can put pockets on the dresses, but it's not a promise. Understood?
[Lord save him he's about to have an aneurism.]
I will try and see if there are more options, okay? Maybe even if they can put pockets on the dresses, but it's not a promise. Understood?
But what if I don't want new dresses? I can't move in them at all, it sucks! The fabric always gets stuck on sticks when I try to go catch lizards and there's no pockets to put cool rocks in like Mathieu can. And he doesn't even do that!
[Pouts]
Why can't I get new shoes or something useful?
[Pouts]
Why can't I get new shoes or something useful?
definitely need new dresses, Alyssa. All your old ones are mysteriously going missing or getting ruined... But don't worry, they'll be perfect for you. I promise.
July 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Gh!– What did i tell you about catching wild animals!! It's dangerous and you can get seriously ill from them!!
[Lord save him he's about to have an aneurism.]
I will try and see if there are more options, okay? Maybe even if they can put pockets on the dresses, but it's not a promise. Understood?
[Lord save him he's about to have an aneurism.]
I will try and see if there are more options, okay? Maybe even if they can put pockets on the dresses, but it's not a promise. Understood?
Yes, well, Antonio isn't the best person to follow after. You'll realise that when you're older. He has tried to take you from me many times, you're lucky your old man is so strong and awesome, huh?
[He's flexing his kinda-there biceps before chuckling.]
The maids are fine to you, you'll live
[He's flexing his kinda-there biceps before chuckling.]
The maids are fine to you, you'll live
Besides, the maids aren't nice to me like you are. They make me stay inside and I can't go outside to play in the mud or climb trees or anything! It's so booooorrrrrring.
[Dramatically flopping over]
I don't need any new dresses anyways
[Dramatically flopping over]
I don't need any new dresses anyways
July 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Yes, well, Antonio isn't the best person to follow after. You'll realise that when you're older. He has tried to take you from me many times, you're lucky your old man is so strong and awesome, huh?
[He's flexing his kinda-there biceps before chuckling.]
The maids are fine to you, you'll live
[He's flexing his kinda-there biceps before chuckling.]
The maids are fine to you, you'll live
// rewatching Frozen and you're telling me "Fixer Upper" isnt fruk coded
July 8, 2025 at 1:49 PM
// rewatching Frozen and you're telling me "Fixer Upper" isnt fruk coded
[Without a second glance to Alasdair he is running all fours up that staircase DEFINITELY NOT TRIPPING UP HE DID THAT ON PURPOSE and heading straight for bed hell yeahhhhhh]
“Bonjour. Thank you for driving,, Alasdair.”
He would’ve crashed if i didn’t.
[ they enter, and Francis takes them to the staircase ]
“The couch is set up for you. Arthur, you know where maman wants you.”
He would’ve crashed if i didn’t.
[ they enter, and Francis takes them to the staircase ]
“The couch is set up for you. Arthur, you know where maman wants you.”
[He's immediately leaning against the door frame and smirking at Francis. Like that one face the guy from Tangled does.]
'Sup.
[Oh yeah hes dropping panties with this one.]
'Sup.
[Oh yeah hes dropping panties with this one.]
July 8, 2025 at 1:25 PM
[Without a second glance to Alasdair he is running all fours up that staircase DEFINITELY NOT TRIPPING UP HE DID THAT ON PURPOSE and heading straight for bed hell yeahhhhhh]
[He's immediately leaning against the door frame and smirking at Francis. Like that one face the guy from Tangled does.]
'Sup.
[Oh yeah hes dropping panties with this one.]
'Sup.
[Oh yeah hes dropping panties with this one.]
Easy!
[ Francis answers in her robe, surprised to see two Kirklands ]
“Come in, cheries”
[ Francis answers in her robe, surprised to see two Kirklands ]
“Come in, cheries”
[WIFE TIME WIFE TIME WIFE TIME. Hes getting out as fast as he physically can and racing to the door. And then falling fast first into the door but who cares.]
July 8, 2025 at 1:14 PM
[He's immediately leaning against the door frame and smirking at Francis. Like that one face the guy from Tangled does.]
'Sup.
[Oh yeah hes dropping panties with this one.]
'Sup.
[Oh yeah hes dropping panties with this one.]