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I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS
December 24, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS
Spencer forsberg obliterate me with you giant everything challenge
December 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Spencer forsberg obliterate me with you giant everything challenge
Yall don’t love Vie enough. Doja chewed on that album sfm
December 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Yall don’t love Vie enough. Doja chewed on that album sfm
You can always tell when someone is/was in [J]ROTC because they have a specific set of dentistry and orthodontics
December 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
You can always tell when someone is/was in [J]ROTC because they have a specific set of dentistry and orthodontics
Since when tf was Cool Runnings a Disney movie? I feel like that just made that up
December 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Since when tf was Cool Runnings a Disney movie? I feel like that just made that up
I’ve barely been at home the last few weeks but especially since I started this new job and idk maybe my fellow cancers are dumb bc my mental health has been so much better not being at home 🤯 (also probably had to do with the mold poisoning at my last job)
December 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I’ve barely been at home the last few weeks but especially since I started this new job and idk maybe my fellow cancers are dumb bc my mental health has been so much better not being at home 🤯 (also probably had to do with the mold poisoning at my last job)
The three days that I’ve done full body red light therapy have led to the best sleep omfgggg luv her
December 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The three days that I’ve done full body red light therapy have led to the best sleep omfgggg luv her
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It's your birthday, Duane.
December 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
It's your birthday, Duane.
This is the worst day of my life
Mr. Marbles, the dog of Jenna Marbles and Julien Solomita, has passed away at the age of 17.
December 20, 2025 at 7:03 AM
This is the worst day of my life
Your and you’re gonna whoop everyone’s ass for eternity?
December 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Your and you’re gonna whoop everyone’s ass for eternity?
Canadas drag race is crazy bc why does this drag king look more like Justin Trudeau than he does
December 19, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Canadas drag race is crazy bc why does this drag king look more like Justin Trudeau than he does
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The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
December 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
This is the same lady who tells her friends and her husband’s family that I’m a libertarian bc apparently being a democrat is worse than being gay 😩
My moms Christmas gift to her husband is an ai song through a prayer website and I said girl you couldn’t have thought of something more creative aren’t you a libra and now she is acting as if she is being punished and is the world’s only victim
December 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
This is the same lady who tells her friends and her husband’s family that I’m a libertarian bc apparently being a democrat is worse than being gay 😩
My moms Christmas gift to her husband is an ai song through a prayer website and I said girl you couldn’t have thought of something more creative aren’t you a libra and now she is acting as if she is being punished and is the world’s only victim
December 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
My moms Christmas gift to her husband is an ai song through a prayer website and I said girl you couldn’t have thought of something more creative aren’t you a libra and now she is acting as if she is being punished and is the world’s only victim
Yall that total body vibrating red light therapy machine was whooping my ass
December 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Yall that total body vibrating red light therapy machine was whooping my ass
It’s already dropped ten degrees since I woke up and it’s gonna be 21 when I leave work tonight I can’t do this 😭
December 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
It’s already dropped ten degrees since I woke up and it’s gonna be 21 when I leave work tonight I can’t do this 😭
Luann in Charlotte in March and I don’t know ANY housewives fans irl 🤬🤬🤬🤬
December 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Luann in Charlotte in March and I don’t know ANY housewives fans irl 🤬🤬🤬🤬
Now that I’ve ended the great topping drought I need to end the great bottom drought
December 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Now that I’ve ended the great topping drought I need to end the great bottom drought
Nicki claiming to be worried about the health and safety of children meanwhile her husband and her brother are rapists and pedophiles
December 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Nicki claiming to be worried about the health and safety of children meanwhile her husband and her brother are rapists and pedophiles
Do u know why the Tate McRae sings?
December 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Do u know why the Tate McRae sings?
I was fucking my friend last night and realized how small gay world was bc I met him a decade ago bc I was fucking his best friend and also when he and his bf broke up his ex bf fucked me and also he was fucking my ex situationship when I was and then I was fucking him. One infinite cum rope I fear
December 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I was fucking my friend last night and realized how small gay world was bc I met him a decade ago bc I was fucking his best friend and also when he and his bf broke up his ex bf fucked me and also he was fucking my ex situationship when I was and then I was fucking him. One infinite cum rope I fear
The co-owner of Sycamore Brewing in Charlotte breaking into a home and raping a 15 year old child … holy shit
December 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The co-owner of Sycamore Brewing in Charlotte breaking into a home and raping a 15 year old child … holy shit
She had dumps like a truck
December 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
She had dumps like a truck
In high school I wanted to be a travel nurse so bad but one day blood freaked me out and after slicing my finger open at work and it being a continuous stream of blood I can confirm I have recovered. Ready to be a toxic travel nurse gay (but I’ll be 40 by then so I’ll be so tired.
December 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
In high school I wanted to be a travel nurse so bad but one day blood freaked me out and after slicing my finger open at work and it being a continuous stream of blood I can confirm I have recovered. Ready to be a toxic travel nurse gay (but I’ll be 40 by then so I’ll be so tired.