Please do not call me after two fucking months of an interview process to tell me you picked someone else. There is almost no way for me to be graceful or kind or amicable to you like you expect and I want space to be upset. Just send a fucking email so I can delete it and process and move on.

Watching #RHOSLC from last night and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from Lisa Barlow saying this to her in the middle of the fight

Spotify wrapped majorly downgraded this year. What a fucking FLOP

The worst Christmas song is the one where that bitch is just talking about whatever and then the chorus is just her saying “merry Christmas” 18283 times over a loud brass section

TAYLOR-BRITT PICK 6 LETS GOOOOOOOOO #whodey

Every NFL four box on YouTube TV

Can someone with money please buy the weird fucking heroin junction Days Inn in Lakewood and make it a nice little hotel that actually belongs in our city and not a shady prostitution hotspot? I have family that would love a place in Lakewood to stay.

If you don’t like Thanksgiving food I’m convinced it’s because your family can’t cook 🤷🏼‍♀️

My mom cooked our turkey on a smoker this year. Highly recommend.

Let’s go baby

Need more of the homies to come over here in order to fully transition