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Brocade
@brocade.bsky.social
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He/him | pine marten | 38 | NYC | tech worker | socialist | bassist | gray-ace | heteroflexible | 🔞 minors DNI
Pfp by @artofjonas.bsky.social
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Never change, FurAffinity
A botched relative time string that reads "nearly-half-o-hour ago" instead of something normal like "nearly half an hour ago" or "nearly a half-hour ago"
December 15, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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If you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
I ❤️ my fat gay dog
December 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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I’ve now talked to multiple people who are using genAI tools to make games.

Like, why are you even making a game?

Is it to show off? (No one will be impressed)

You just cheated yourself out of a learning experience so you could pretend to be an indie gaming rock star. Pathetic.
Brocade the pine marten using a laptop. He looks like he’s debugging something.
December 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Me
Art by Bbmbrice. Brocade the pine marten is shown playing a 5-stringed bass guitar
December 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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See a furry tummy, post a furry tummy! 👀🧠
(Art by @underchikichan.bsky.social)
A large elephant lady named Tiffany towers above the viewer. She’s holding a leash taught, the other end implied to be connected to the viewer. She’s nude, wearing nothing but a smirk. Her big breasts and pussy are both visible. Her chubby belly takes up a decent chunk of the viewing space.
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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Posting some older art here. Here’s Brocade posting with a real Fender J Deluxe I own. Art by @breynolds.bsky.social
Brocade the pine marten poses, sticking his tongue out and making a horns gesture with his left hand. With his right, he’s holding up a cherry red Fender Jazz Deluxe bass
November 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Which one of you is dog?
November 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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A pumpkin carved into a cartoon wolf I pumpkin carved to have a raccoon design A squirrel carved into a pumpkin
November 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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I did the thing and I’m not sure what it means
A bubbel.blue graph showing my “interactions”, with other users’ profiles
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Sliwagunner
Siivagunner's avatar edited to be wearing Curtis Sliwa's signature red beret
November 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Amazing piece I got from @mio.lagomorphosis.org .

I wanted to commission something more serious. It's hard to use art to talk about yourself when you're not the one making it, but this came out really well.
Brocade the pine marten appears in grayscale, drawn in jagged lines and sharp ages. He's unclothed but has no visible parts. He appears in the middle of the frame, looking friendly and energetic. He greets the viewer with a relaxed and open gesture and a gentle smile. Behind Brocade and to the left is a copy of him, with the same proportions and everything. This second figure appears tired or depressed, and he stares blankly ahead, not towards the viewer. His features are drawn with softer lines and less contrast than the Brocade in front. Upon closer inspection, the Brocade in front is actually a cardboard cutout, casting a shadow in the Brocade behind him. There's a large tree in the background to our right, with a hill that slopes to the left.
October 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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lol
A bad bsky profile
October 6, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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I don’t fucking know - YOU’RE the hospital!
Email from New York Presbyterian, a hospital. The subject reads “What’s a Normal Heart Rate?”
October 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Viagr aboys
A concert stage with crowd. The screen behind the stage says ‘A “TRADEMARK” OF SHRIMPTECH ENTERPRISES’ with the Viagra Boys logo in the middle.
September 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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I’d love something with my marten guy stuck in a compromising situation, hard, if you still have slots open!
September 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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One of my favorite moments from Undertale
September 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Lfg
A list of questions about songs
September 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Get fuuuuuuuuuuuucked
Brocade the pine marten appalled by something on his phone. He shows it to the viewer and asks “WTF?” Art by O-kemono Brocade the pine marten slamming his phone on the ground in anger. Art by O-kemono
September 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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What flavor is your sona?

(I’m going by colors more than taste, tbh)
Brocade the pine marten, drawn by Jonas Tiramisu
September 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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It's hard to pick one so I'm going to go with my gut and not think about it too hard
Art by Frist. A comic parodying a scene from Deltarune Chapter 2. Noelle follows behind Susie so she can stare at Susie's ass as they walk. We get a great view of Susie's big butt.
September 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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I just saw them in Brooklyn and they were so good. I can’t believe it had been 20 years since I last saw them!
The end of a Nine Inch Nails show, with the NIN logo draped over the stage
September 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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THE KAABA
A cube-shaped stage in the middle of Barclays Center
September 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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I’d love to see my pine marten naked - embarrassed, casual, or showing off!
Reference sheet for Brocade the pine marten
August 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Watching Rick Farin open for A.G. Cook and it’s just… AI visuals and a prerecorded set.
August 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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One of my friends asked me if I still had PCD
Meme format - a news clip of a man in Turkey being interviewed. Two panels. Dialogue: "Fortunately Post-Con Depression is over. Now it's time for Regular Depression"
August 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM