this sports style play-by-play reporting is thematically appropriate

interviewer: have you watched the gay porn
joshua: (trying to guess correct response here) no?
interviewer: WRONG ANSWER

I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN

joshua: I swear last time I was at an american event people did not talk this much about hockey

<3

>:(

putting kalty fillier AND osborne on fucked up ice ??????????? I'll destroy you

if u injure any of my precious star players this way........🔪🔪🔪

😩😩😩

I was ten seconds from just putting "Holler til you Pass Out" behind the fucking/boarding montage before I came to my senses and realized that there's not enough there to do anything but make a joke and I can't spend that amount of time on a joke,,,

THINK I TRIPPED FELL RIGHT BACK IN IT, SIX FEET DEEP BUT I KEEP KEEP DIGGIN' !!!!!!

hehe

if it was really brooklyn kip would be a fat trans dude tbh