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@brokcnsmiles.bsky.social
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Are you sure?
I don’t.
Aiyah, not that way. You know what I mean.
December 15, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Are you sure?
Aiyah, not that way. You know what I mean.
So? He’s a fellow Clan Leader. I can’t just not look at him.
. . you eye him a lot.
December 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Aiyah, not that way. You know what I mean.
. . you eye him a lot.
What about him.
. . . What about Zewu-Jun?
December 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
. . you eye him a lot.
Time to have some wine!
It’s too damn hot to do anything. I’m calling off all sect duties until the temperature drops.
December 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Time to have some wine!
Wei Wuxian doesn't respond, he quite enjoys when Lan Zhan calls his name like that.
Instead he keeps running, trying to catch the little creatures.
"Such menaces.." he glared at one a few feet away. ".. get over here, or we're putting you on a stove!" He threatened, softly, knowing Lan Zhan would+
Instead he keeps running, trying to catch the little creatures.
"Such menaces.." he glared at one a few feet away. ".. get over here, or we're putting you on a stove!" He threatened, softly, knowing Lan Zhan would+
He would be a flustered mess! He loves bunnies.
„ . . . Wei Ying! ”
Running is forbidden. Bringing pets into Cloud Recesses is also forbidden and maybe punished more harshly.
He cannot allow that, so . . . he does join the hunt!
„ . . . Wei Ying! ”
Running is forbidden. Bringing pets into Cloud Recesses is also forbidden and maybe punished more harshly.
He cannot allow that, so . . . he does join the hunt!
In truth, Wei Wuxian really just wanted to see how Lan Zhan would respond to the tiny fluffballs. But things had not gone as planned.
The oblivious cultivator didn't fully realize where the constant need for Lan Zhan's attention came from, but it surely made him creative.
"Because I — ah, there —
The oblivious cultivator didn't fully realize where the constant need for Lan Zhan's attention came from, but it surely made him creative.
"Because I — ah, there —
October 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Wei Wuxian doesn't respond, he quite enjoys when Lan Zhan calls his name like that.
Instead he keeps running, trying to catch the little creatures.
"Such menaces.." he glared at one a few feet away. ".. get over here, or we're putting you on a stove!" He threatened, softly, knowing Lan Zhan would+
Instead he keeps running, trying to catch the little creatures.
"Such menaces.." he glared at one a few feet away. ".. get over here, or we're putting you on a stove!" He threatened, softly, knowing Lan Zhan would+
Wei Wuxian joins Lan Zhan in silence . . or well, in silence for now.
Still in seclusion.
October 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Wei Wuxian joins Lan Zhan in silence . . or well, in silence for now.
Unbelievable!
Does Lan Zhan even know how to joke now? Aiyah, this won't do. Not at his expense.
"Lan Zhaaaan," he groaned. "you and your brother teaming up against me, how can I not be compensated?" He was indeed pouting now.
Does Lan Zhan even know how to joke now? Aiyah, this won't do. Not at his expense.
"Lan Zhaaaan," he groaned. "you and your brother teaming up against me, how can I not be compensated?" He was indeed pouting now.
Instead, this Lan hasn’t broken a single rule in so many years. He’s only ever been prim and proper, guided by his Shufu and brother . . .
„ . . . Wei Ying wished to be compensated for what, exactly? I do not recall causing you any harm. ”
Clueless!
„ . . . Wei Ying wished to be compensated for what, exactly? I do not recall causing you any harm. ”
Clueless!
Wei Wuxian would be skeptical, if it wasn't for Lan Zhan's records of honesty. Or well, it's what the Lan's are known for. But they are human just the same, not even they can uphold the many Gusu Lan Clan rules — no matter what they claimed.
"Mmhmm, no, no it's not fair. Lan Zhaaan, you have to —
"Mmhmm, no, no it's not fair. Lan Zhaaan, you have to —
October 16, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Unbelievable!
Does Lan Zhan even know how to joke now? Aiyah, this won't do. Not at his expense.
"Lan Zhaaaan," he groaned. "you and your brother teaming up against me, how can I not be compensated?" He was indeed pouting now.
Does Lan Zhan even know how to joke now? Aiyah, this won't do. Not at his expense.
"Lan Zhaaaan," he groaned. "you and your brother teaming up against me, how can I not be compensated?" He was indeed pouting now.
". . you do?" He didn't expect this turn of events. Still, he smiled.
"Aiyah, Lan Zhan, I always like your company. I'm sure you can aid and protect me forever !"
"Aiyah, Lan Zhan, I always like your company. I'm sure you can aid and protect me forever !"
„ . . . neither would I. Only ever wished to aid and protect you . . . ”
Take it as a confession . . . he was so tired.
Take it as a confession . . . he was so tired.
"Lan Zhan, don't be ridiculous! I'm a lot of things but I wouldn't hurt you!" He was actually offended.
He just meant others might assume he'd be /doing/ something to the twin jades of lan by the way he said it.
He just meant others might assume he'd be /doing/ something to the twin jades of lan by the way he said it.
October 16, 2025 at 12:20 PM
". . you do?" He didn't expect this turn of events. Still, he smiled.
"Aiyah, Lan Zhan, I always like your company. I'm sure you can aid and protect me forever !"
"Aiyah, Lan Zhan, I always like your company. I'm sure you can aid and protect me forever !"
. . . What about Zewu-Jun?
Neither do I—not that I’m into men, obviously, but—yeah. We don’t have to understand.
I know—but I don't have to like it. I don't get what she sees in that peacock. .
October 16, 2025 at 12:15 PM
. . . What about Zewu-Jun?
"Lan Zhan, come join me!" He holds up the jar, before drinking some more again.
It looks nice and he wants to have some. However, he didn't want to scare him so he doesn't step out from his hiding place.
Was enjoying Emperor Smile, some of it dripping from his chin.
October 16, 2025 at 12:10 PM
"Lan Zhan, come join me!" He holds up the jar, before drinking some more again.
/ omg bluesky finally has bookmarks !!
October 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
/ omg bluesky finally has bookmarks !!
/ Someone give me an au where WWX starts cultivating his golden core again, and in like a few months he's back to where he used to be despite having started from scratch and he's going around boasting about his skills bc he can 😏😏 +
February 25, 2025 at 11:41 AM
/ Someone give me an au where WWX starts cultivating his golden core again, and in like a few months he's back to where he used to be despite having started from scratch and he's going around boasting about his skills bc he can 😏😏 +
"Lan Zhan, don't be ridiculous! I'm a lot of things but I wouldn't hurt you!" He was actually offended.
He just meant others might assume he'd be /doing/ something to the twin jades of lan by the way he said it.
He just meant others might assume he'd be /doing/ something to the twin jades of lan by the way he said it.
. . . torture?
You truly think I would allow you to lay a finger on me?
You truly think I would allow you to lay a finger on me?
Could be anything. . from torture to just pestering.
February 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
"Lan Zhan, don't be ridiculous! I'm a lot of things but I wouldn't hurt you!" He was actually offended.
He just meant others might assume he'd be /doing/ something to the twin jades of lan by the way he said it.
He just meant others might assume he'd be /doing/ something to the twin jades of lan by the way he said it.
Could be anything. . from torture to just pestering.
. . . what does ‘something’ entail?
Lan Zhan! You can't say it like that, everyone might be thinking I'm trying to kill the both of you, or something!
February 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Could be anything. . from torture to just pestering.
"Zewu-jun ! The juniors complain about my cooking. . Aiyah, will you try it? It can't be as bad as they claim." If @lanxichenn.bsky.social tried the congee, he'd at least have a honest opinion ! ⠀
February 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
"Zewu-jun ! The juniors complain about my cooking. . Aiyah, will you try it? It can't be as bad as they claim." If @lanxichenn.bsky.social tried the congee, he'd at least have a honest opinion ! ⠀
He had the urge to pester Jin Zixuan again. .
February 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
He had the urge to pester Jin Zixuan again. .
Was enjoying Emperor Smile, some of it dripping from his chin.
He was watching from behind but doesn't say anything.
He snuck some Emperor Smile into the Cloud Recesses, again. Succesfully this time, and drinking it, eagerly.
February 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Was enjoying Emperor Smile, some of it dripping from his chin.
In truth, Wei Wuxian really just wanted to see how Lan Zhan would respond to the tiny fluffballs. But things had not gone as planned.
The oblivious cultivator didn't fully realize where the constant need for Lan Zhan's attention came from, but it surely made him creative.
"Because I — ah, there —
The oblivious cultivator didn't fully realize where the constant need for Lan Zhan's attention came from, but it surely made him creative.
"Because I — ah, there —
Stunned.
What, come again —
Gift? Bunnies?
„ . . . why would you — ”
. . . is the other cultivator . . . trying to court him?
What, come again —
Gift? Bunnies?
„ . . . why would you — ”
. . . is the other cultivator . . . trying to court him?
Wei Wuxian levels Lan Zhan a pointed look.
"I brought you two as a gift, but I lost them among the other bunnies!"
"I brought you two as a gift, but I lost them among the other bunnies!"
February 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
In truth, Wei Wuxian really just wanted to see how Lan Zhan would respond to the tiny fluffballs. But things had not gone as planned.
The oblivious cultivator didn't fully realize where the constant need for Lan Zhan's attention came from, but it surely made him creative.
"Because I — ah, there —
The oblivious cultivator didn't fully realize where the constant need for Lan Zhan's attention came from, but it surely made him creative.
"Because I — ah, there —
Lan Zhan! You can't say it like that, everyone might be thinking I'm trying to kill the both of you, or something!
Wei Wuxian wants to do /WHAT/ with Xichen-ge and him???
February 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Lan Zhan! You can't say it like that, everyone might be thinking I'm trying to kill the both of you, or something!
I know—but I don't have to like it. I don't get what she sees in that peacock. .
It’s up to her, even if we hate it. Even if we disagree. You know we of the Yúnmèng Jiāng Clan value free-spiritedness.
Jiang Cheng, even if she weds— how can it be with him? After his previous actions, the hurt he caused her, she deserves someone who treats her right. Who chooses her from the start.
February 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I know—but I don't have to like it. I don't get what she sees in that peacock. .
Wei Wuxian would be skeptical, if it wasn't for Lan Zhan's records of honesty. Or well, it's what the Lan's are known for. But they are human just the same, not even they can uphold the many Gusu Lan Clan rules — no matter what they claimed.
"Mmhmm, no, no it's not fair. Lan Zhaaan, you have to —
"Mmhmm, no, no it's not fair. Lan Zhaaan, you have to —
Teaming up? Not exactly. If Xichen-ge was truly bothered by his behaviour, same as Shufu, then Wei Wuxian would have been sent home already. His brother tended to be protective like that.
WangJi was . . . viewed as a pawn in politics for the Sect Elders, afterall. His future marriage could •
WangJi was . . . viewed as a pawn in politics for the Sect Elders, afterall. His future marriage could •
Given how his life mission was to get under Lan Zhan's skin, get any form of reaction out of him, he noticed the subtle change in his eyes and narrowed his own.
"Tch. Teaming up against me together, two against one ! Lan Zhan, we are equals," but with Lan Xichen in the mix . . He'd have to be —
"Tch. Teaming up against me together, two against one ! Lan Zhan, we are equals," but with Lan Xichen in the mix . . He'd have to be —
February 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Wei Wuxian would be skeptical, if it wasn't for Lan Zhan's records of honesty. Or well, it's what the Lan's are known for. But they are human just the same, not even they can uphold the many Gusu Lan Clan rules — no matter what they claimed.
"Mmhmm, no, no it's not fair. Lan Zhaaan, you have to —
"Mmhmm, no, no it's not fair. Lan Zhaaan, you have to —
He snuck some Emperor Smile into the Cloud Recesses, again. Succesfully this time, and drinking it, eagerly.
February 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
He snuck some Emperor Smile into the Cloud Recesses, again. Succesfully this time, and drinking it, eagerly.
Wei Wuxian levels Lan Zhan a pointed look.
"I brought you two as a gift, but I lost them among the other bunnies!"
"I brought you two as a gift, but I lost them among the other bunnies!"
Sigh.
„ . . . you may not eat them. ”
„ . . . you may not eat them. ”
". ." How was he going to talk himself out of this one? "Aiyah, that's not the point right now, the bunnies, Lan Zhan!"
February 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Wei Wuxian levels Lan Zhan a pointed look.
"I brought you two as a gift, but I lost them among the other bunnies!"
"I brought you two as a gift, but I lost them among the other bunnies!"
Jiang Cheng, even if she weds— how can it be with him? After his previous actions, the hurt he caused her, she deserves someone who treats her right. Who chooses her from the start.
Wèi Wúxiàn, do you really expect her to remain unmarried forever?
She's happy at Lotus Pier with the two of us. It's enough!
February 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Jiang Cheng, even if she weds— how can it be with him? After his previous actions, the hurt he caused her, she deserves someone who treats her right. Who chooses her from the start.
Given how his life mission was to get under Lan Zhan's skin, get any form of reaction out of him, he noticed the subtle change in his eyes and narrowed his own.
"Tch. Teaming up against me together, two against one ! Lan Zhan, we are equals," but with Lan Xichen in the mix . . He'd have to be —
"Tch. Teaming up against me together, two against one ! Lan Zhan, we are equals," but with Lan Xichen in the mix . . He'd have to be —
If one looks close, there is a hint of amusement in that golden gaze.
„ . . . how is it not? ”
„ . . . how is it not? ”
Wei Wuxian sighed, arms crossed.
"Lan Zhan, how is this fair?"
"Lan Zhan, how is this fair?"
February 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Given how his life mission was to get under Lan Zhan's skin, get any form of reaction out of him, he noticed the subtle change in his eyes and narrowed his own.
"Tch. Teaming up against me together, two against one ! Lan Zhan, we are equals," but with Lan Xichen in the mix . . He'd have to be —
"Tch. Teaming up against me together, two against one ! Lan Zhan, we are equals," but with Lan Xichen in the mix . . He'd have to be —