democrats are so unimaginative. “our hands are tied we can’t do anything 😫” ok who’s stopping you from coming into congress and shitting on a republican’s desk? or simply punching them in the face? like, get creative you fetid losers. it’s not our job to tell you how to do yours. but do something.

you ever remember that you forgot something and spend hours hopelessly trying to tether the two neurons back to your silly little shower thought?

replaying the video of mitch falling over and over again, I simply cannot get enough. keep falling you old purple geezer

Why do all the UAP whistleblowers *look like* they just found the map that leads to Hamunaptra?

i want to purchase unique pastas the way the bon appetit cast and crew collects dry beans

in a hundred years i hope society doesn’t look back at us and find any familiarity

pee pee poo poo