Kelso 🍂
@broken-ghost.bsky.social
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Butch. Dyke. Writer. Townie. Dirtbag. Anarchist.🏴 Wrote SEVEN GIRLFRIENDS & other stuff. Often posting/writing from a toilet. (she/her, cisgender) http://sickhurtbleedingordead.substack.com
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broken-ghost.bsky.social
Seriously though this is our first time doing anything remotely comedic in front of an audience and I am terrified.
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queerlective.bsky.social
Join Kelso & Aoife at Not Afraid to Fail Fest for a hilarious comedy skit where they navigate the chaos of greeting mishaps, proving that creative courage can lead to unexpected laughter!

To learn more about Not Afraid to Fail Fest & purchase tickets, visit: go.queerlective.com/notafraid
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landrysesame.bsky.social
dual wielding
my gratitude for the ones I love
and
my fear for the future
broken-ghost.bsky.social
Reading Anïas Nin's letters to Henry Miller was not the best idea when I'm sitting at work pining for physical touch. Oops.
broken-ghost.bsky.social
@vickyacab.bsky.social and @caw-shinythings.bsky.social are some of my favorite parscocial friendships on these goofy medias. It's worth skipping a couple coffees this week to help out.

Match me if you can, goobers.
vickyacab.bsky.social
I need some help. Got laid-off on Friday: unannounced budget change + my position was first cut, so it was a total surprise. Thanks to a tax status loophole my employer manipulated, I cant get unemployment. In short im SOL

Anything you can give would be huge
Venmo: Vicky-surge
Cash: $VickySurge1312
A cardboard bankers box sitting on top of an office chair filled with assorted odds and ends as I cleaned out my desk
broken-ghost.bsky.social
If you want to be in the boat, you need to help paddle once in a while.
broken-ghost.bsky.social
One can only hope for such miracles. At least I can still eat chocolate.
broken-ghost.bsky.social
I've had yerba matte from the can (they sell @ co-op) but I can only have maybe 2x/wk because of the caffeine.
I can hit the bazaar next wk n take a look. We got matcha @ home but I gotta learn to make it.
broken-ghost.bsky.social
It's official: I cannot drink coffee anymore. My stomach can't handle it.

Please send your favorite non-coffee breakfast drinks. Iced preferred.
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fionaapplebot.bsky.social
I root for you, I love you
You, you, you, you, you, you, you
I root for you, I love you
broken-ghost.bsky.social
An army of lovers cannot lose.
broken-ghost.bsky.social
Yeah, we're all gonna make it. ❤️
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lambdaliterary.org
🎉🎉🎉 Congratulations to the 2025 Lambda Literary Award Winner for LGBTQ+ Anthology: Swagger: A Celebration of the Butch Experience by Rae Theodore, Nat Burns! @flannelfiles.bsky.social @flashpointpub.bsky.social 🎉🎉🎉
#Lammys2025 #LammyAwards
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If you see this, QTP with a gif of a vampire that isn't Dracula.
broken-ghost.bsky.social
I'm having more fun on Letterboxd than I originally thought I was going to.
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I can't wait to try to stumble through it. I'm warming up with Lot 49 first, in case I need to ease into the cadence of his work again.

Be ready for Pynchon Autumn.
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This is her fault, you know.
A photo of two book spines sitting on top of a white blanket on someone's lap. The book spines say "The Crying of Lot 49" and "Inherent Vice", both by Thomas Pynchon
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broken-ghost.bsky.social
It doesn't take much for me to be swayed. If you tell me that you love me with meaningful conviction and a hand firmly on my heart, I will fight God for you for the rest of my life.
broken-ghost.bsky.social
For perspective: When I recommended OBAA, he responded with "oh, I don't really like Paul Thomas Anderson movies." so you can imagine what I was working with here.

This was a new barber, and I was nice! I did the "oh, yeah I'll check that out." I'm not cruel!
broken-ghost.bsky.social
Never tell your barber that you enjoy watching horror movies, they will give you so, so many recommendations on pure garbage.
broken-ghost.bsky.social
Literally counting down the days until I get my little retreat. November can't get here fast enough.

Not that I don't love October, please send me photos of your kids & dogs in Halloween costumes it brings me so much joy. 🥹
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mjbemis.bsky.social
I’m just trying to get home.
broken-ghost.bsky.social
WAIT, I NEED A BIG ASS TABLE. OH MY GOD.